Uses for Your Fruit Cake Gift
Popular for those who shop last minute
And for those who really don't get it
Your fruitcake gift has many a use
A few ideas I will introduce
Make speed humps in front of your house
Rewrap it next year
And give it to your spouse
Shape it to a sphere for a bowling ball
Press it flat to make some dry wall
Cut a wedge if you need a door stop
Use it for an anvil out in the shop
Use it as bait when you go fishing
The fish know better
You'll just be wishing
Turn it round to make a baseball bat
Press it on your head
To make a construction hat
Leave it out for Santa this year
He can feed it to his hungry reindeer
There's really only one fruitcake in town
People just keep on passing it around
Uses for Your Fruit Cake GiftLRC歌词
Popular for those who shop last minute
And for those who really don't get it
Your fruitcake gift has many a use
A few ideas I will introduce
Make speed humps in front of your house
Rewrap it next year
And give it to your spouse
Shape it to a sphere for a bowling ball
Press it flat to make some dry wall
Cut a wedge if you need a door stop
Use it for an anvil out in the shop
Use it as bait when you go fishing
The fish know better
You'll just be wishing
Turn it round to make a baseball bat
Press it on your head
To make a construction hat
Leave it out for Santa this year
He can feed it to his hungry reindeer
There's really only one fruitcake in town
People just keep on passing it around
