I Can Still Drive歌词

I'm 75 and aging fast
My peak in life has been surpassed
I'm diabetic and can't eat sweets
I'm getting tired of eating beets

Four bypasses and a stint
I see better when I squint
My major joints have been replaced
Please don't look at my old man waist

I get confused from TIAs
Sometimes my mind is in a haze
I loose my balance and fall over
I lift myself out of the clover

I'm 75 and aging fast
My peak in life has been surpassed
I'm diabetic and can't eat sweets
I'm getting tired of eating beets

I have thick glasses so I can see
Or when I walk I'd hit a tree
I wear a hat in place of hair
Three days a week I have home care

My feet are cold and numb as can be
I run to the restroom
When I have to pee
A torn retina in one eye
Needless to say I'm not so spry

If I was a pet they'd put me to sleep
My heart monitor is starting to beep
Thru all of this I'm still alive
I still have a license and I can drive