We Like Sportz歌词

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
[00:06.16]Hello?
[00:08.09]Hi, do you wanna go to a party with me?
[00:10.28]No. The game's on.
[00:11.82]Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
[00:13.94]We like sports, and we don't care who knows,
[00:16.44]From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl.
[00:18.70]We like sports, and we don't care who knows,
[00:21.03]Football, football, football, tennis, hockey...
[00:23.40]The game is starting, everyone is here,
[00:25.67]I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer.
[00:28.07]Just two normal guys, hanging out having fun,
[00:30.32]Right guy number two?
[00:31.76]Yeah, guy number one.
[00:32.90]E, to the S, to the P, to the N,
[00:35.17]Its all I watch, cause I'm the man,
[00:37.38]If my team loses, I'll be mean all night,
[00:39.81]If you tell me to relax, we'll get into a fight.
[00:42.09]Watching sports with girls is a pain,
[00:44.45]they don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.
[00:46.78]Single, double, triple, home run,
[00:49.25]for the celebration, I'll shoot my gun.
[00:51.69]I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy,
[00:54.06]he's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole, Steve.
[00:56.42]We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
[00:58.84]From Wimbledon, to the Astrodome.
[01:01.08]We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
[01:03.44]Football, football, football, tennis, hockey...
[01:05.73]Now when I say sports, you say nuts,
[01:08.15]Sports, nuts
[01:09.44]Sports, nuts
[01:10.67]When I say cheating, you say sucks,
[01:12.77]Cheating, sucks
[01:14.09]Cheating, sucks
[01:15.33]I drink whiskey, cause I like the taste,
[01:17.44]You think it's bitter but I think it's great.
[01:19.85]I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
[01:22.12]Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
[01:24.59]We're real men, and we like sports,
[01:26.90]if you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court.
[01:29.27]I'm team captain, and I choose you,
[01:31.58]I'm the other team captain and I choose you too.
[01:33.87]We steal the ball and we're off to the races,
[01:36.28]then scare the other team with our mad dog faces, like
[01:38.74]What? What? What? What? What, What?
[01:41.34]What? What? What? What? What, What?
[01:43.53]We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
[01:45.76]From the pre-game jokes, to the wrap-up show,
[01:47.98]We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
[01:50.50]Football, football, football, tennis, hockey...
[01:52.82]Throw me the baseball.
[01:54.67]Now toss me the pigskin.
[01:57.46]Now feed me the rock.
[01:59.72]Now give me the rock.
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