Natalie's Rap歌词

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
[00:02.20]Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
[00:04.92]Natalie: Hello
[00:06.34]Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[00:09.73]Natalie: Do you really want to know?
[00:11.66]Chris: Please tell us.
[00:13.29](Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep mother****er off that Yak and the durbin'
[00:16.10]Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving
[00:19.24](Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.)
[00:21.83]Yo, shut the **** up and suck my ****.
[00:24.62]I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers mother****er.
[00:27.40]Pull up to NBC and smack the **** outta Jeff Zucker.
[00:30.42]What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
[00:33.14]What you need Natalie? (To **** all night!)
[00:35.89]Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
[00:38.43]Put my foot down your throat til your ****'s in my shoe.
[00:41.50]Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning
[00:44.52]**** your man it's my name that he's screamin?
[00:47.25]Chris: I'm sorry Natalie,
[00:48.64]are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[00:52.46]Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
[00:54.30]Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
[00:56.11]do you have a message for them?
[00:58.02](Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my ****
[01:01.20]It's Portman mother****er, drink til I'm sick
[01:04.21]Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
[01:06.89]Watch you laugh and cry
[01:08.34]While I laugh, you die
[01:09.46]And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
[01:12.60](We love you Natalie!) I wanna **** you too!
[01:15.41](Hey!) It's for Portman!
[01:17.03](Hey!) It's for p*ssies!
[01:18.35]I'll kill your ****in dog for fun, so don't push me
[01:21.08]Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised,
[01:24.67]all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[01:26.91]Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
[01:29.81]Chris: Really, such as?
[01:32.23](Natalie ~Bridge~) When I was in Harvard I smoked **** everyday
[01:35.14]I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
[01:37.82]I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
[01:40.63]I sit right down on your face and take ****
[01:43.74](Andy ~Refrain~) Natalie, you are a bad ass ***** (Hell Yeah!)
[01:49.22]And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
[01:51.61]When my **** gets in your shoe (What!)
[01:54.62]As for the drug use
[01:57.38]Well I can't vouch for that
[02:00.21]My **** is scared of you (Ooh)
[02:05.94]Chris: Natalie, one final question,
[02:10.47]if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[02:15.04]Natalie: No more questions.
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[02:23.14](What!)
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