Cemetery Polka
作词 : Waits
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William
Made a million during World War Two
But they're tightwads and they're cheapskates
And they'll never give a dime to you
Auntie Mame has gone insane
She lives in the doorway of an old hotel
And the radio is playing opera
All she ever says is "Go to hell"
Uncle Violet flew as a pilot
And there ain't no pretty girls in France
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
They say he never keeps it in his pants
Uncle Bill will never leave a will
And the tumor is as big as an egg
He has a mistress, she's Puerto Rican
And I heard she has a wooden leg
Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and he's almost blind
And we must find out where the money is
Get it now before he loses his mind
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
Cemetery PolkaLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Waits
[00:00.27] Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
[00:06.02] He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
[00:08.88] Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
[00:11.14]
[00:11.75] Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William
[00:14.64] Made a million during World War Two
[00:17.55] But they're tightwads and they're cheapskates
[00:20.50] And they'll never give a dime to you
[00:22.96]
[00:34.68] Auntie Mame has gone insane
[00:36.93] She lives in the doorway of an old hotel
[00:40.43] And the radio is playing opera
[00:43.29] All she ever says is "Go to hell"
[00:45.74]
[00:46.15] Uncle Violet flew as a pilot
[00:49.05] And there ain't no pretty girls in France
[00:51.85] Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
[00:54.51] They say he never keeps it in his pants
[00:57.56]
[00:57.66] Uncle Bill will never leave a will
[01:00.47] And the tumor is as big as an egg
[01:03.08] He has a mistress, she's Puerto Rican
[01:06.07] And I heard she has a wooden leg
[01:08.68]
[01:20.40] Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
[01:23.15] He has emphysema and he's almost blind
[01:26.21] And we must find out where the money is
[01:29.06] Get it now before he loses his mind
[01:31.71]
[01:32.11] Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
[01:37.72] He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
[01:40.38] He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
[01:43.24]
