Step Right Up歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Tom Waits
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Tom Waits
[00:11.33]Step right up step right up step right up
[00:17.19]Everyones a winner bargains galore
[00:20.82]Thats right you too can be the proud owner
[00:23.25]Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
[00:28.05]One-tenth of a dollar one-tenth of a dollar we got service after sales
[00:34.11]You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring
[00:38.05]Something for the little lady something for the little lady
[00:40.23]Something for the little lady hmm
[00:42.10]Three for a dollar
[00:43.92]We got a year-end clearance we got a white sale
[00:46.86]And a smoke-damaged furniture you can drive it away today
[00:51.42]Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you
[00:56.98]They come in all colors one size fits all
[01:00.91]No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery
[01:03.53]Everything must go going out of business going out of business
[01:06.96]Going out of business sale
[01:08.71]Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man
[01:13.43]Dont settle for less
[01:14.87]How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume
[01:19.48]Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate
[01:23.18]Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:25.12]Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:27.00]You can step right up step right up
[01:30.43]Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices
[01:32.54]Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn
[01:36.65]And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
[01:38.96]It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
[01:41.71]It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens
[01:46.46]And it finds that slipper thats been at large
[01:48.51]Under the chaise lounge for several weeks
[01:51.62]And it plays a mean rhythm master
[01:53.70]It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
[01:56.53]And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up
[02:02.65]Cause it forges your signature
[02:04.65]If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product
[02:08.21]For complete refund of price of purchase
[02:10.71]Step right up
[02:12.52]Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations
[02:15.50]You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it
[02:19.25]Swim in it sleep in it
[02:20.31]Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it
[02:22.37]Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right
[02:25.78]And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet
[02:31.40]Tired of being the life of the party
[02:33.52]Change your shorts change your life change your life
[02:36.83]Change into a nine-year-old hindu boy get rid of your wife
[02:40.37]And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax
[02:43.96]Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator
[02:46.70]See you later alligator
[02:47.58]And it steals your car
[02:49.31]It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking
[02:51.25]Its a friend and its a companion
[02:52.93]And its the only product you will ever need
[02:55.00]Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
[02:58.95]Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff
[03:02.50]Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job
[03:07.68]And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange
[03:11.93]And it gives you denture breath
[03:15.17]And you know its a friend and its a companion
[03:18.84]And it gets rid of your travelers checks
[03:21.46]Its new its improved its old-fashioned
[03:22.84]Well it takes care of business never needs winding
[03:26.03]Never needs winding never needs winding
[03:28.84]Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis
[03:30.89]Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy
[03:33.81]Cmon cmon cmon cmon
[03:37.80]Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors
[03:41.50]It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection
[03:45.03]It gives you an erection it wins the election
[03:47.90]Why put up with painful corns any longer
[03:50.03]Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home
[03:54.15]We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed
[04:01.27]How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it
[04:04.27]We need your business were going out of business
[04:08.18]Well give you the business
[04:09.74]Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
[04:13.33]Receive our free brochure free brochure
[04:18.69]Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions batteries not included
[04:25.91]Send before midnight tomorrow terms available
[04:28.01]Step right up step right up step right up
[04:34.37]You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away
[04:41.18]Step right up you can step right up you can step right up
[04:46.42]Cmon step right up
[04:49.84]（get away from me kid you bother me ）
[04:51.47]Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon
[05:13.38]Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up
[05:18.81]Cmon and step right up