I Ain\'t No Joke
I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke
Now I slam it when I'm done
And make sure it's broke
When i'm gone no one gets on
Cuz I won't let
Nobody press up
And mess up the seen I set
I like to stand in a crowd
And watch the people wonder damn
But think about it then you'll understand
I'm just an addict addicted to music
Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it
Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm
I hook a beat up convert it into hip-hop form
Write a rhyme in graffiti
In every show you see me in
Deep concentration, cuz I'm no comedian
Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed
I treat you like a child
Then you're gonna be named
Another enemy, not even a friend of me
Cuz you'll get fried in the end
When you pretend to be
Competin' cuz I just put your mind on pause
And I complete
When you compare my rhyme wit yours
I wake you up
And as I stare in your face you seem stunned
Remember me,
The one you got your idea from
But soon you start to suffer,
The tune'll get rougher
When you start to stutter
That's when you had enuff of
Biting, it'll make you choke,
You can't provoke
You can't cope, you should've broke
Because I ain't no joke
I got a question, as serious as cancer
Who can keep the average dancer
Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling
Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
This is what we all sit down to write
You can't make it so you take it home,
Break it and bite
Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits
Get the style down pat
Then it's time to switch
Put my tape on pause
And add some more to yours
Then you fake it you're ready
For the neighborhood chores
The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
When you come up to speak,
Don't even lie to me
You like to exaggerate,
Dream and imaginate
Then change the rhyme around,
That can aggravate me
So when you see me come up, freeze
Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's
They think that I'm a new jack
But only if they knew that
They who think wrong are they who can't do that
Style that I'm doing, they might ruin
Patterns and paragraphs based on you and
Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play
Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say
Play 'em, so I'ma have to diss and bro
You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke
I hold the microphone like a grudge
B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge
I hold a conversation cuz when I invent
I nominated my DJ to president
When I'm see I'll, keep a freestyle, going steadily
So pucker up and whistle my melody
But whatever you do, don't miss one
They'll be another rough rhyme after this one
Before you know it, you're following and fiending
Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning
Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
Nobody beats the R so stop yelling
Save it, put it in your pocket for later
Cuz I'm moving the crowd and B'll wreck the fader
No interruptions til the mic is broke
When I'm gone, then you can joke
Cuz everything is real on a serious tip
Keep playing and I varies quick
And take you for a walk through hell
Freeze your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
Guide you out of triple stage darkness
When it get dark again then I'ma spark this
Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke
Then I finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke
I Ain\'t No JokeLRC歌词
[00:08.25]I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke
[00:11.94]Now I slam it when I'm done
[00:13.56]And make sure it's broke
[00:14.57]When i'm gone no one gets on
[00:15.94]Cuz I won't let
[00:16.64]Nobody press up
[00:17.33]And mess up the seen I set
[00:18.79]I like to stand in a crowd
[00:20.16]And watch the people wonder damn
[00:21.41]But think about it then you'll understand
[00:23.91]I'm just an addict addicted to music
[00:25.47]Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it
[00:28.15]Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm
[00:30.27]I hook a beat up convert it into hip-hop form
[00:32.58]Write a rhyme in graffiti
[00:34.14]In every show you see me in
[00:35.61]Deep concentration, cuz I'm no comedian
[00:37.48]Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed
[00:39.60]I treat you like a child
[00:40.85]Then you're gonna be named
[00:41.97]Another enemy, not even a friend of me
[00:44.65]Cuz you'll get fried in the end
[00:46.15]When you pretend to be
[00:47.22]Competin' cuz I just put your mind on pause
[00:49.02]And I complete
[00:49.58]When you compare my rhyme wit yours
[00:51.14]I wake you up
[00:51.95]And as I stare in your face you seem stunned
[00:54.26]Remember me,
[00:54.70]The one you got your idea from
[00:56.13]But soon you start to suffer,
[00:57.44]The tune'll get rougher
[00:58.32]When you start to stutter
[00:59.26]That's when you had enuff of
[01:00.55]Biting, it'll make you choke,
[01:01.55]You can't provoke
[01:02.23]You can't cope, you should've broke
[01:04.23]Because I ain't no joke
[01:05.35]
[01:23.21]I got a question, as serious as cancer
[01:26.47]Who can keep the average dancer
[01:28.04]Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling
[01:30.42]Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
[01:32.79]This is what we all sit down to write
[01:34.72]You can't make it so you take it home,
[01:36.53]Break it and bite
[01:37.42]Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits
[01:39.23]Get the style down pat
[01:40.54]Then it's time to switch
[01:41.66]Put my tape on pause
[01:42.79]And add some more to yours
[01:44.10]Then you fake it you're ready
[01:45.43]For the neighborhood chores
[01:46.30]The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
[01:49.17]When you come up to speak,
[01:50.54]Don't even lie to me
[01:51.79]You like to exaggerate,
[01:52.66]Dream and imaginate
[01:53.66]Then change the rhyme around,
[01:54.78]That can aggravate me
[01:55.97]So when you see me come up, freeze
[01:58.03]Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's
[02:00.29]They think that I'm a new jack
[02:01.85]But only if they knew that
[02:02.72]They who think wrong are they who can't do that
[02:04.85]Style that I'm doing, they might ruin
[02:07.46]Patterns and paragraphs based on you and
[02:09.21]Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play
[02:11.77]Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say
[02:14.08]Play 'em, so I'ma have to diss and bro
[02:16.45]You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke
[02:37.26]I hold the microphone like a grudge
[02:39.21]B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge
[02:41.58]I hold a conversation cuz when I invent
[02:43.76]I nominated my DJ to president
[02:46.09]When I'm see I'll, keep a freestyle, going steadily
[02:48.54]So pucker up and whistle my melody
[02:50.66]But whatever you do, don't miss one
[02:53.42]They'll be another rough rhyme after this one
[02:55.79]Before you know it, you're following and fiending
[02:57.84]Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning
[02:59.84]Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
[03:02.79]Nobody beats the R so stop yelling
[03:04.35]Save it, put it in your pocket for later
[03:07.03]Cuz I'm moving the crowd and B'll wreck the fader
[03:09.31]No interruptions til the mic is broke
[03:11.55]When I'm gone, then you can joke
[03:14.05]Cuz everything is real on a serious tip
[03:16.06]Keep playing and I varies quick
[03:18.31]And take you for a walk through hell
[03:20.50]Freeze your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
[03:23.12]Guide you out of triple stage darkness
[03:25.37]When it get dark again then I'ma spark this
[03:27.87]Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke
[03:30.62]Then I finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke
