Jack My Dick歌词

[breathing heavy and moaning]
Ohhhhhhhh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Yo, Obie never gets upset when a ***** say no
I don't grab her neck and throw the hoe on the flo'
I go home and bust **** on Del Rio
And be happy that I'm not around them jail people
**** money, ***** is the root of evil
Cause a *****'ll drop they drawers and still deceive you
Have the cops believe YOU? No way, no how
Cause she just scarred her face while you were asleep on the couch
When the cops arrive, they lookin at her like "Ouuuuch!
Let's take this ***** down"
That's why I jacks my **** off
I jacks my **** off
[Chorus]
I jacks my **** off (no I don't want yo' *****)
I jacks my **** off, yo (cause yo' **** is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my **** off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little ***)
I jacks my **** off (have a little ***)
When I'm alone in my room, yo, I stare at the wall
Cause I got a tall poster of that chick Tina ****in*****
And it's like she in the same room with me
Cause imagination is a ************ tipsy
Got the Kleenex beside me just in case it get outta hand
Get it? I'm Del Rio's biggest fan
Janet Jacme wanted to do just that
'til she copped a attitude when I was like "Where the **** is your glove at?"
**** that! Ain't no chokin my neck, if you not protected
You know hands carry infections
I jacks my **** off
Yo, yo, I jacks my **** off
[Chorus]
Off off (no I don't want yo' *****)
I jacks my **** off (cause yo' **** is kinda funky)
I jacks my **** off (come correct)
I jacks my **** off (and maybe we can have a little ***)
I jacks my **** off (have a little ***)
I beat my meat on the regular base
I get tired of havin these stupid rats in my face
Tellin me wait or, "It's not time, plus I'm on the menustration"
All of this is aggravate
Where's Ms. Masturbation? By my side
I don't worry about her givin me AIDS to make me lose my ****in mind
Cause STD's inflict strongly in my area
*******, put on some of that old mascara
and jack my **** off
Aiyyo yo yo, I jacks my **** off
Yo! I jacks my **** off
Jacks my **** off and off
[Chorus]
Jacks my **** off (no I don't want yo' *****)
I jacks my **** off (cause yo' **** is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my **** off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little ***)
I jacks my **** off (have a little ***)
Aiyyo, ay you can call a ***** sick, or basically perverted
It really don't matter, cause Obie still do it
It's called abstinence
Absolutely sure that I'm absent from *** unless you show non-reactiveness
Pass the DNA to your doc
And maybe we can F-U-C, after dark
Until then I'll bust **** on porn class
Let me know when you're ready to take the test on your freaky pass
I'll be jackin my **** off
Ha, jackin my **** off
Aiyyo yo, I jacks my **** off
Jacks my **** off and off
[Chorus]
Jacks my **** off (no I don't want yo' *****)
I jacks my **** off (cause yo' **** is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my **** off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little ***)
I jacks my **** off (have a little ***)
Yo, I say I jacks my **** off (no I don't want yo' *****)
I'll be jackin my **** off, yo (cause yo' **** is kinda funky)
Aiyyo I jacks my **** off (come correct)
[Outro]
What? I'll jacks my **** off!
What the ****?
Watch, heh