Mideast Vacation
I used to watch "Highway Patrol"
Whittlin' with my knife
But the thought never struck me
I'd be black and white for life
I was raised on law and order
In a community of strife
Became a restless boarder
And I never took a wife.
I went lookin' for Khaddafi
Aboard Air Force One
But I never did find him
And the C.I.A. said Son,
You'll never be a hero
Your flyin' days are done
It's time for you to go home now
Stop sniffin' that smokin' gun.
I was travellin' with my family
In the Mideast late one night
In the hotel all was quiet
The kids were out like little lights
Then the street was filled with jeeps
There was an explosion to the right
They chanted "Death to America"
I was feelin' like a fight.
So I ran downstairs
And out into the street
Someone kicked me in the belly
Someone else kissed my feet
I was Rambo in the disco
I was shootin' to the beat
When they burned me in effigy
My vacation was complete.
Mideast VacationLRC歌词
[00:31.41]I used to watch "Highway Patrol"
[00:34.25]Whittlin' with my knife
[00:39.18]But the thought never struck me
[00:41.50]I'd be black and white for life
[00:46.48]I was raised on law and order
[00:49.17]In a community of strife
[00:52.04]Became a restless boarder
[00:54.36]And I never took a wife.
[01:08.48]I went lookin' for Khaddafi
[01:11.21]Aboard Air Force One
[01:16.35]But I never did find him
[01:18.67]And the C.I.A. said Son,
[01:23.76]You'll never be a hero
[01:26.54]Your flyin' days are done
[01:29.40]It's time for you to go home now
[01:31.61]Stop sniffin' that smokin' gun.
[02:16.52]I was travellin' with my family
[02:19.34]In the Mideast late one night
[02:24.58]In the hotel all was quiet
[02:27.01]The kids were out like little lights
[02:32.05]Then the street was filled with jeeps
[02:34.71]There was an explosion to the right
[02:37.29]They chanted "Death to America"
[02:39.66]I was feelin' like a fight.
[02:54.12]So I ran downstairs
[02:56.93]And out into the street
[03:01.61]Someone kicked me in the belly
[03:04.18]Someone else kissed my feet
[03:09.43]I was Rambo in the disco
[03:12.09]I was shootin' to the beat
[03:14.57]When they burned me in effigy
[03:17.15]My vacation was complete.
