Uber歌词

[00:02.438]Yeah
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[00:14.366]Yeah
[00:18.616]Yeah
[00:21.619]Yeah, um
[00:23.630]Who put the spiders in my applesauce?
[00:26.630]Took the pins out my hand grenade?
[00:28.873]Somebody said that I deserve to die
[00:31.366]I looked him in the eye, said, "The devil's not circumcised"
[00:35.371]Who put spiders in my applesauce?
[00:37.617]Took the pins out my hand grenade?
[00:40.116]Somebody tell me I deserve to die
[00:42.866]I looked him in the eye and said, "The devil not circumcised"
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[00:46.121]So play me a song on the guitar (Guitar)
[00:48.868]Got a rainforest in my cigar (Cigar)
[00:51.867]There's knots in my yo-yo string
[00:54.117]Put a crown on my stallion, I'm the Polo king
[00:56.618]I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she a single mom
[01:00.069]The underdog, like to play the game with Diddy Kong
[01:03.065]She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike
[01:05.565]Everything is alright, see it's written in the Psalms
[01:08.817]I told her I get rich off my little songs
[01:11.567]Gave her a million reasons that she should come along
[01:14.071]Immediately, she dropped her shit
[01:16.578]But everywhere I go, they told me, "Watch yo' bitch"
[01:19.072](Goddamn) I guess I got another one
[01:22.071]Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
[01:25.315]I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt
[01:28.324]Got my head underwater but I ain't comin' up
[01:34.014]**** air, my bitch ass is like a plump pear
[01:34.267]And she ain't pretty or ugly, I say she just fair
[01:38.024]Man, this life is unfair
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[01:41.763]Okay, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to lose
[01:44.763]And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[01:47.771]Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[01:52.957]I said, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to do
[01:55.963]And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[01:59.205]Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[02:02.954]Stuntin' in a Uber
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[02:07.717]Yeah, bitch
[02:08.957]I'm stuntin' in a Uber
[02:11.463]Yeah, bitch
[02:13.210]I'm stuntin' in a Uber
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[02:27.919]I'm readin' old Playboy magazines
[02:30.164]Somethin' from the '50s when the journalism had its peak
[02:32.904]You play the background, you just a member of the faculty
[02:36.405]I'm actually out here decision makin'
[02:38.904]Had to get my shit together, I was missin' payments
[02:41.654]I just pray to God that my lady isn't famous
[02:44.660]She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet
[02:47.417]She got her own story; just let the bitch explain it
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[02:50.404]Mac, I think the girl that you speakin' 'bout
[02:52.411]Was, in fact, the same chick, late-night, creepin' out
[02:55.161]Sneakin' out, my homie knew her, told me keep an eye
[02:58.405]Found out she was twerkin', found out she wasn't workin'
[03:01.154]The whole game switched when my man hit
[03:03.655]Got me rollin' in a circle, top-down, blowin' purple
[03:06.668]Seen the parkin' lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle (I said)
[03:09.154]Seen the parkin' lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle
[03:12.155]Swang, switchin' lane to lane, still tippin'
[03:14.909]Trunk up, top down, call it parkin' lot pimpin' (Mike Jones)
[03:18.654]Switchin' lane to lane, still tippin'
[03:20.655]Trunk up, top down, call it parkin' lot pimpin' (Mac)
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[03:23.664]Okay, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to lose
[03:26.165]And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[03:29.404]Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[03:34.532]I said, I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nuttin' to do
[03:37.785]And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two
[03:40.532]Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?
[03:44.281]Stuntin' in a Uber
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[03:48.028]Yeah, bitch
[03:49.779]I'm stuntin' in a Uber
[03:52.284]Yeah, bitch
[03:54.536]I'm stuntin' in a Uber