White Dude歌词

[00:11.75]And y'aint even want it wit da boy
[00:13.51]Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy
[00:16.24]On some grown man BI
[00:17.85]I could have been a girl
[00:19.07]Or any ethnicity up in the world
[00:20.99]but I'm rollin with the top back
[00:22.66]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
[00:24.69]I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap
[00:26.65]Me and the crew
[00:27.72]Are really doing everything that we like to
[00:30.29]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
[00:33.40]****, im living good up in this *****
[00:35.21]****y rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
[00:37.89]I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
[00:40.32]So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
[00:43.35]For a white boy
[00:44.37]Hollatcha *********** kike, boy
[00:46.40]Higher than a *********** kite, it's iight boi
[00:49.48]They ain't suspicious of jews
[00:50.75]Ill show contrition it's cool
[00:51.90]Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
[00:54.18]One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
[00:56.81]I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
[00:59.60]Das what I do kid
[01:00.65]Happy that my name aint stupid
[01:02.62]Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
[01:05.51]But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
[01:07.69]If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
[01:10.36]I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
[01:13.03]And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...
[01:16.58]I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
[01:18.61]But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
[01:21.38]getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
[01:23.86]where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)
[01:27.62]And y'aint even want it wit da boy
[01:29.42]Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy
[01:32.24]On some grown man BI
[01:33.82]I could have been a girl
[01:35.09]Or any ethnicity up in the world
[01:37.05]but I'm rollin with the top back
[01:38.61]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
[01:40.59]I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap
[01:42.66]Me and the crew
[01:43.62]Are really doing everything that we like to
[01:46.20]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
[01:48.93]Yeah. It's little DI in this ***** ho
[01:51.40]Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo
[01:53.84]I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
[01:56.62]Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn
[01:58.64]I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this **********
[02:00.97]They up in heels
[02:02.02]And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
[02:05.46]And ion't bleach ****
[02:06.53]Ion't gotta eat dick
[02:07.84]I aint bleeding up out ma *****
[02:09.76]Smoking the ****, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
[02:12.34]In disagreements, i participate without weeping
[02:15.06]And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
[02:18.60]Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
[02:20.77]So what up
[02:21.44]Ya boy cut up
[02:23.20]But eat butter
[02:24.22]and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
[02:27.05]And I been getting better looking with age
[02:29.32]But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
[02:32.00]"Seal interlude"
[02:42.62]I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
[02:45.10]And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
[02:47.83]And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
[02:50.45]And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!
[02:54.30]And y'aint even want it wit da boy
[02:56.02]Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy
[02:58.84]On some grown man BI
[03:00.41]I could have been a girl
[03:01.53]Or any ethnicity up in the world
[03:03.59]but I'm rollin with the top back
[03:05.11]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
[03:07.18]I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap
[03:09.21]Me and the crew
[03:10.21]Are really doing everything that we like to
[03:12.89]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
[03:16.50]Yeah... I'm happy as **** man
[03:19.83]First off I'm a dude so
[03:21.40]There was a one in two chance of that sucking
[03:23.88]But now I can run a seven minute mile
[03:26.22]I can defend my self adequately
[03:28.54]I can be logical
[03:30.00]I can get along with my room-mates
[03:31.76]Watch serious movies without being scared by them
[03:34.55]And the on top of that I'm white
[03:36.57]Which is like, amazing because
[03:38.29]Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person
[03:41.16]I get a fair shot at the life I deserve
[03:43.85]I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country
[03:46.57]I get my hair cut at a salon
[03:48.56]People hold the door open for me which is nice
[03:51.13]Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes
[03:55.12]And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people
[03:58.56]It ain't about that
[03:59.22]It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?
[04:01.95]But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word
[04:18.03]I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that **** don't make any sense
[04:20.95]I've been thinking about that **** a lot
[04:22.77]Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out
[04:27.13]It's like the perfect filler word