Saturday (skit)歌词

[00:00.78]Turn that record off! Turn it down! Your music's too loud! Turn it down!
[00:03.39]Reppin' G-Burg, Take time, Rape rhyme, When I rape rhyme
[00:06.36]What the hell going on in here with all this noise?
[00:08.66]Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man?
[00:11.98]Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis or Nat King Cole!
[00:16.95]Dad...
[00:17.61]Who the hell are these people rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains.
[00:18.66]Aw, man... c'mon...
[00:20.45]What the hell is going with this music today?
[00:22.00](Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream.
[00:25.14]Boy, you better wake up!
[00:26.26]See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand.
[00:28.42]Why ain't you in school?
[00:29.59]Dad, it's Saturday
[00:30.88]Oh yeah, okay. It is Saturday.
[00:32.52]Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday.
[00:33.59]Alright then... Get a job!
[00:34.44]Get a job?
[00:35.57]Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator.
[00:37.30]N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man!
[00:39.03]Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours!
[00:43.83]Dad, stop.
[00:44.92]That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that
[00:46.15]Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop!
[00:48.28]Bi*ch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest
[00:49.55]white woman I've seen in my life!
[00:51.69]Oh my God... Dad! Dad... why you always...?
[00:54.59]Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!"
[00:58.01]Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man!
[01:06.07]Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'!
[01:07.74]You do this every day.
[01:09.74]She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew!
[01:11.26]You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you.
[01:12.59]Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy *******!
[01:16.11]What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad!
[01:17.34]Booty! Booty! Big Bertha booty!
[01:18.83]No! Ew! Oh, God!
[01:19.84]Mm-Mm-Mm! Them ******* all in my !
[01:21.16]Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my...
[01:22.04]Big bang! Big bang! Big bang!
[01:23.03]Dad... Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'm a call Child Services, alright?
[01:27.75]You gon- You gonna call Child Services
[01:29.75]Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail.
[01:31.22]Go ahead!
[01:31.24]Tsst. Oh man...
[01:32.43]I need the silence.
[01:33.79]Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I-
[01:40.21]I’mma let you. I'mma let you do your things. Do your things! I used to sing like The Temptations
[01:43.95]The Tentations, yeah.
[01:44.83]I got sunshiiiiine
[01:46.06]Oh my God... Dad...
[01:47.47]Don’t frown when you hear me sing, boy!
[01:48.81]Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme-
[01:54.27]Alright. Look, son...
[01:55.38]Yeah, yeah?
[01:56.53]If you're gonna do this...
[01:57.44]Uh-huh...
[01:58.42]Not run the streets, causing trouble...
[01:59.00]I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her!
[01:59.05]Oh my God...
[01:59.48]Alright...
[02:00.83]And make the music
[02:01.90]Alright...
[02:02.93]I'll support you.
[02:04.00]Alright, damn...
[02:04.86]Right?
[02:05.63]Yeah- Yeah.
[02:06.29]What's your momma's phone number?
[02:07.11]What? He- Hey...
[02:08.24]for me and that pretty white woman.
[02:08.92]Dad, stop!
[02:09.69]Whew... whew!