Hip Hop Quotables歌词

作词 : BRIDGES, CHRISTOPHER BRIAN/SERMON, ERICK S
作曲 : Bridges, Sermon
Hi, my name's
Ludacris, and
I'm high as giraffe *****
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids actin' a fool from the traps to the burbs
My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back
I take a s*it on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government officials breathe harder than
Darth Vader
It's the chicken and the beer that makes
Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork,
I don't even speak pig latin
I go fis*in' on my lake, with yo' ***** as the bait
Plus I eat many
MC's, but
I don't gain no weight
The numba one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
But my trix ain't for kids, if you dig'um you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya
I'll spring forward, you fall back
Every album that
I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause
I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is
Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from
Portland,
Oregon to
Portland,
MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastas
For a hefty fee,
I'm on your record like
Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys
I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em
I want a full court press
So momma toast your glass while
I'm countin' my cash'
Cause every single is a smash,
I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my part in the wash
From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit'chu
One of Mini
Me's shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', with
President
ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the ***** enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when
I hit from the back
Not to mention my refridgerator's taller than
ShaqSo yippie kay yay, yippie yie yie yo
If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro
I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tampons
So wash all ya sins away and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you might have to two way him
Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk tell them kids, drugs are bad, mmm'kay?
Or watch me swing my chain at the
Roscoe's off
PicoGot seven cars, get all my rims at
Chrome Depot
And people think
I'm bad, they say "Oh he's so Evil!"'
Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people
But my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf
I heard you m********e a lot, so y'all keep to yourself'
Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the N
BA, you gotta play hard or go home
All that s*it that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them'
Cause Ludacris'll beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to
Foot Locker water repellant
I'm the man,
I got money far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group,
I split dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that
I'm damn near sorry
So I'ma trade my earrings in, and get a
FerrariI buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with
Donald Trump
Y'all meet with
Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' life, and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more s*it than a colostomy bag, fool!