Brand New Dance
作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
Get up
Everybody on the dance floor, come on
That means you too, Chris
Haha
Well, it's Friday night, no date for the prom
Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb
But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit
Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it
Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show
Everybody in the world, all across the globe
You can feel it in your head down to your toes
Dance until you're wheelchair bound, here we go
Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do
Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this, come on
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can
Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand new dance
All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
Now stand back, kids, don't try this at home
Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
Anything else is a cheap imitation
Just make sure that you videotape it
You can only do it once, but the people go apeshit
It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
It's better than the shake of the grand mal seizure
So, next time that you see Grandma, tease her
And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me
If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb
You've fallen and you can't get up
It's a brand new dance, this is my Chris anthem, I'm
Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
And clap your hands and stomp your feet
Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
Flop around till you lookin' like a slab of meat
You put your left foot back, your right in front
Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
Till you feel a little pop, like what the ****?
Mother****, **** a duck, what the ****? I'm stuck
So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal?
If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me
Good morning, Eminem
Or Marshall, as others have informed me
Christopher Reeves here
You had better not talk behind my back
Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair
Watch yourself, Marshall
I'm watching you
Ah! Holy shit
Brand New DanceLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:04.150] Get up
[00:06.220] Everybody on the dance floor, come on
[00:11.095] That means you too, Chris
[00:14.630] Haha
[00:15.677] Well, it's Friday night, no date for the prom
[00:18.002] Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
[00:19.876] Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
[00:21.784] Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb
[00:23.621] But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit
[00:26.039] Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
[00:28.019] Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it
[00:30.017] Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
[00:31.794] Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show
[00:33.770] Everybody in the world, all across the globe
[00:35.794] You can feel it in your head down to your toes
[00:37.600] Dance until you're wheelchair bound, here we go
[00:39.787] Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do
[00:41.799] Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
[00:43.798] Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
[00:45.676] Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this, come on
[00:47.549] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[00:49.548] Everybody, twirl together
[00:51.506] Can you feel the funky beat?
[00:53.542] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[00:55.999] Dancing in the street
[00:57.527] On the count of three, everybody do
[01:00.035] The Christopher Reeves
[01:01.412] One, two, three, follow me
[01:04.000] Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
[01:05.866] Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can
[01:07.982] Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
[01:09.688] But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
[01:11.657] Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand new dance
[01:13.821] All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
[01:15.597] Now stand back, kids, don't try this at home
[01:18.004] Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
[01:19.810] It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
[01:22.025] Anything else is a cheap imitation
[01:24.031] Just make sure that you videotape it
[01:25.787] You can only do it once, but the people go apeshit
[01:28.034] It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
[01:29.919] It's better than the shake of the grand mal seizure
[01:31.909] So, next time that you see Grandma, tease her
[01:33.920] And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
[01:35.469] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[01:37.531] Everybody, twirl together
[01:39.440] Can you feel the funky beat?
[01:41.486] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[01:44.001] Dancing in the street
[01:45.538] On the count of three, everybody do
[01:48.024] The Christopher Reeves
[01:49.479] One, two, three, follow me
[01:51.760] If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb
[01:53.742] You've fallen and you can't get up
[01:55.269] It's a brand new dance, this is my Chris anthem, I'm
[01:57.745] Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
[02:00.034] I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
[02:01.733] Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
[02:03.796] With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
[02:05.702] A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
[02:07.600] You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
[02:09.757] And clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:11.784] Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
[02:13.730] Flop around till you lookin' like a slab of meat
[02:15.665] You put your left foot back, your right in front
[02:18.002] Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
[02:19.800] Till you feel a little pop, like what the ****?
[02:21.737] Mother****, **** a duck, what the ****? I'm stuck
[02:23.633] So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal?
[02:25.818] If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
[02:27.732] If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
[02:29.848] Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on
[02:31.505] Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:33.525] Everybody, twirl together
[02:35.497] Can you feel the funky beat?
[02:37.504] Everywhere you see people laughing and
[02:39.910] Dancing in the street
[02:41.506] On the count of three, everybody do
[02:44.001] The Christopher Reeves
[02:45.497] One, two, three, follow me
[03:04.063] Good morning, Eminem
[03:05.520] Or Marshall, as others have informed me
[03:08.735] Christopher Reeves here
[03:10.713] You had better not talk behind my back
[03:13.379] Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair
[03:18.002] Watch yourself, Marshall
[03:19.833] I'm watching you
[03:21.602] Ah! Holy shit
