Sexting
作词 : Bo Burnham
作曲 : Bo Burnham
Sexting (Whoa)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Sexting
Aye, aye, AT&T
I am in bed, I am ready to go wit' you
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach, I send a carrot back
You send a ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub, implying that the Ferris wheel's your body, and I'd really love admission to it
Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted (Thank God)
Sexting (Whoa)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
Sexting
Aye, aye, AT&T
No more emojis, now it's onto words
I ask what you're wearing; you reply, "A shirt"
You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "lmao," but I doubt that
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed and getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these (Nights like these)
I love you, baby, send a picture of your dick, pleas
Sexting (Whoa)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
Sexting
Aye, aye (We are sexting)
AT&T
You send the pic and say it's now my turn
Jesus ****ing Christ, I guess I never learn
My phone's flash is my only light, and
The flash makes my dick look frightened
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my penis looks like the baby from Eraserhea
You say, "I sent my *******, that's not fair" (That's not fair)
So I send it to you, and then my phone dies
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
(Dick) Another night on my own, yea
(Penis) Stuck in my home, yea
(Dick) Sitting alon
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
SextingLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.001] Sexting (Whoa)
[00:04.356] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
[00:08.082] Sexting
[00:12.608] Aye, aye, AT&T
[00:16.343] I am in bed, I am ready to go wit' you
[00:20.427] Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
[00:23.500] We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction
[00:29.360] We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
[00:33.081] You send me a peach, I send a carrot back
[00:36.990] You send a ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract
[00:40.994] I send back a ticket stub, implying that the Ferris wheel's your body, and I'd really love admission to it
[00:48.483] Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
[00:57.189] You send back a snowman
[01:00.842] Crisis averted (Thank God)
[01:04.210] Sexting (Whoa)
[01:08.304] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
[01:12.219] Sexting
[01:16.512] Aye, aye, AT&T
[01:20.426] No more emojis, now it's onto words
[01:24.200] I ask what you're wearing; you reply, "A shirt"
[01:28.285] You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
[01:33.222] You say, "lmao," but I doubt that
[01:36.204] I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
[01:40.396] 'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed and getting through to you
[01:44.442] They made the internet for nights like these (Nights like these)
[01:48.303]I love you, baby, send a picture of your dick, pleas
[01:52.263] Sexting (Whoa)
[01:56.319] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
[02:00.180] Sexting
[02:04.139] Aye, aye (We are sexting)
[02:06.971] AT&T
[02:08.647] You send the pic and say it's now my turn
[02:11.816]Jesus ****ing Christ, I guess I never learn
[02:16.374] My phone's flash is my only light, and
[02:20.614]The flash makes my dick look frightened
[02:24.426] I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
[02:28.286]Because my penis looks like the baby from Eraserhea
[02:32.377] You say, "I sent my *******, that's not fair" (That's not fair)
[02:36.528] So I send it to you, and then my phone dies
[02:40.198] Another night on my own, yeah
[02:42.944] Stuck in my home, yeah
[02:44.843] Sitting alone
[02:45.773]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
[02:48.573] Another night on my own, yeah
[02:50.904] Stuck in my home, yeah
[02:53.041] Sitting alone
[02:53.882]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
[02:56.560] Another night on my own, yeah
[02:59.096] Stuck in my home, yeah
[03:01.001] Sitting alone
[03:01.836]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
[03:04.354](Dick) Another night on my own, yea
[03:06.032](Penis) Stuck in my home, yea
[03:08.314](Dick) Sitting alon
[03:09.710]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
