Happy Ending歌词

[00:00.30]Hello, how you doing?
[00:01.40]I can give you good massage
[00:03.64]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
[00:07.73]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
[00:11.46]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
[00:14.95]Hello, how you doing?
[00:16.64]I can give you good massage
[00:19.18]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
[00:22.46]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
[00:26.44]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
[00:30.13]
[00:30.92]Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com
[00:34.66]I was scrollin' through hoes, lookin' for a b*tch to f*ck
[00:37.50]I’m like, “That babe, uh huh.”
[00:38.84]I was just about to call her
[00:39.99]Then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!"
[00:42.13]You see, I had a really long day
[00:44.07]And I just could not turn down an Asian massage
[00:46.41]So, I called ‘em up and I said
[00:48.00]“Hello, when is your next slot available?”
[00:50.10]She said, “You can come right now.”
[00:51.59]**** yeah! “Hurry up, because I’ll wait for you!”
[00:54.08]I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room
[00:55.67]'Cause this **** all are set up, it's debatable
[00:57.52]If I get confronted by the police
[00:58.76]I just want a massage, I am not here to break the rules
[01:00.90]Then an Asian lady had a pen and told me
[01:03.45]“Come over here to the counter!”
[01:05.59]Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session
[01:07.33]For 30 minutes or an hour
[01:09.62]I said, "Hmm uh, I'll take 30
[01:11.76]Nah, matter of fact I’ll do an hour, f*ck it."
[01:14.25]'Cause I know whatever's 'bout to go on
[01:16.59]Behind those doors I’m 'bout to love it
[01:17.86]She say, “Usually 50 dollar but for you I do 45.”
[01:21.65]I say thank you and gave her the money
[01:23.44]Then she say, “Okay, let's go inside!”
[01:25.48]I'm like, "**** yeah!" – it's about to go down right now
[01:28.98]So good what I found right now
[01:30.27]I’m about to let it all out right now, yeah
[01:32.31]
[01:32.71]Hello, how you doing?
[01:34.50]I can give you good massage
[01:36.55]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
[01:40.18]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
[01:44.02]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
[01:48.16]Hello, how you doing?
[01:49.70]I can give you good massage
[01:51.94]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
[01:55.77]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
[01:59.26]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
[02:02.95]
[02:03.64]Look, so I walked back to the massage room
[02:05.83]She said, “Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on!”
[02:09.38]I’m like, "Okay, no prob'."
[02:11.37]Oh God, this about to be so fun
[02:13.71]And no one even knows; she left, I got undressed
[02:16.69]And all the sudden a new Asian girl walked through the door
[02:19.33]She said, "Hello, how are you?
[02:21.12]I am Muli, that's what you can call me
[02:22.52]And I give you lovely Asian massage."
[02:24.51]I’ve been waitin' for this all day
[02:26.45]I position myself on the table
[02:28.00]And put my face down in the circular cushion
[02:30.51]And she started massagin' my back
[02:32.10]I knew somethin' was up with the way she was lookin'
[02:33.85]Then she slid her tiny little finger tips
[02:36.54]Down my spine right over my buttcrack
[02:38.18]She was massagin' my booty
[02:39.93]Then go to my thighs and start touchin' my nutsack
[02:41.82]**** yeah!
[02:43.61]Then I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it
[02:46.61]Somethin' was 'bout to go down
[02:47.61]You can see it a mile away, you don't have to be psychic
[02:50.09]She said, "You want someting?”
[02:51.59]I said, “Yes I do.”
[02:53.73]She said, “You big strong man, I really like you!”
[02:56.31]I said, “I like you too.”
[02:57.46]Then she said, “You want the hand, sucky, *****?
[03:00.00]Tell me right now 'cause I need to know!”
[03:01.94]I said “I’ll have all three of those”
[03:04.04]Then I thought ooh she a little freaky ho
[03:05.28]She said, “I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar”
[03:08.67]I said, “Okay, here you go!”
[03:11.15]Lowkey I was feelin' kinda awkward
[03:13.24]She jacked me off and gave me my top first
[03:14.94]I stayed quiet as I watched her
[03:16.28]My d*ck had a strong posture
[03:17.87]She said, “You very big like a monster!”
[03:19.51]She got naked then I humped her
[03:21.36]I’m lovin' this little tiny Asian booty,
[03:23.50]I swear that this girl is the best
[03:25.21]I’m buildin' a sweat, I’m killin' it yes
[03:27.54]I pulled out and spilled on her breast
[03:28.89]Everything was just right
[03:30.88]I hit the hour on the deadline
[03:32.22]I guess I’m gonna leave now
[03:33.57]She said, “That's fine, thank you, come again next time!”
[03:36.30]
[03:36.90]Hello, how you doing?
[03:37.89]I can give you good massage
[03:40.14]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
[03:43.98]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
[03:48.20]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
[03:52.18]Hello, how you doing?
[03:55.98]I can give you good massage
[03:55.56]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
[03:59.50]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
[04:03.29]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
[04:08.62]Hey, no shame in my game, buddy
[04:12.65]If you lookin' for me, you know where to find me
[04:16.73]At an Asian massage parlor
[04:18.72]Because when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary
[04:23.11]Hahaha
[04:24.51]Oh yeah – strap up, kids! It’s important