The Bad Touch
作词 : Jimmy Franks
作曲 : Jimmy Franks
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
Sweat baby sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you
Want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you
Covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals
So let's do it like they do the
On Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows
Where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
The Bad TouchLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Jimmy Franks
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jimmy Franks
[00:02.33]We call this the act of mating
[00:04.40]But there are several other
[00:06.15]Very important differences
[00:07.10]Between human beings and animals
[00:08.68]That you should know about
[00:41.25]Sweat baby sweat baby
[00:43.33]Sex is a Texas drought
[00:44.52]Me and you do the kind of stuff
[00:46.64]That only Prince would sing about
[00:48.72]So put your hands down my pants
[00:50.65]And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
[00:52.66]Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert
[00:54.52]And you're getting two thumbs up
[00:56.33]You've had enough of two-hand touch you
[00:58.40]Want it rough you're out of bounds
[01:00.15]I want you smothered want you
[01:01.84]Covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
[01:04.22]Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
[01:06.09]Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
[01:07.78]To make me rise an hour early
[01:10.15]Just like Daylight Savings Time
[01:12.07]Do it now
[01:12.70]You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:15.77]So let's do it like they do
[01:17.58]On the Discovery Channel
[01:20.46]You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals
[01:23.72]So let's do it like they do the
[01:25.78]On Discovery Channel
[01:27.53]Gettin' horny now
[01:59.49]Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
[02:03.29]Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows
[02:06.10]Where we stuck it
[02:07.16]Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific
[02:08.43]I wanna be down in your South Seas
[02:10.20]But I got this notion
[02:11.33]That the motion of your ocean means
[02:12.95]"Small Craft Advisory"
[02:14.33]So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
[02:16.39]B-5 you sunk my battleship
[02:17.37]Please turn me on
[02:19.08]I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
[02:21.82]So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
[02:24.71]You'll Lovett just like Lyle
[02:26.21]And then we'll do it doggy style
[02:28.05]So we can both watch "X-Files"
[02:29.99]Do it now
[02:30.68]You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:33.85]So let's do it like they do
[02:35.86]On the Discovery Channel
[02:38.60]You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:41.72]So let's do it like they do
[02:43.67]On the Discovery Channel
[02:45.29]Gettin' horny now
[03:01.96]You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:05.14]So let's do it like they do
[03:07.14]On the Discovery Channel
[03:09.58]You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:12.72]So let's do it like they do
[03:14.86]On the Discovery Channel
[03:17.45]You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:20.71]So let's do it like they do
[03:22.71]On the Discovery Channel
[03:25.27]You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:28.34]So let's do it like they do
[03:30.27]On the Discovery Channel
[03:32.33]Gettin' horny now
