Illegal Smile
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin', no fun
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
Illegal SmileLRC歌词
[00:05.92]When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
[00:10.97]
[00:12.07]Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
[00:16.97]
[00:18.00]Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
[00:23.05]
[00:23.37]And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
[00:26.08]
[00:26.08]That I was havin', no fun
[00:29.15]
[00:29.37]Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[00:35.48]
[00:35.75]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[00:42.02]
[00:42.35]It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[00:47.46]
[00:47.46]Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[00:52.85]
[00:53.01]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[00:57.05]
[01:07.27]Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
[01:12.79]
[01:13.32]Sometimes it seems like the bottom
[01:16.11]
[01:16.34]Is the only place I've been
[01:18.86]
[01:19.86]Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
[01:24.72]
[01:25.52]And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
[01:31.02]
[01:31.40]Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[01:37.36]
[01:37.67]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[01:44.07]
[01:44.32]It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[01:49.30]
[01:49.30]Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[01:55.02]
[01:55.25]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[01:59.63]
[02:09.34]Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
[02:14.92]
[02:16.01]Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
[02:20.86]
[02:21.58]I dreamed the police heard
[02:23.37]
[02:23.37]Everything I thought, what then?
[02:26.76]
[02:27.20]Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
[02:33.15]
[02:33.40]Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[02:39.65]
[02:39.65]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[02:46.05]
[02:46.17]It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[02:51.49]
[02:51.60]Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[02:56.86]
[02:57.25]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[03:01.50]
[03:01.77]Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
[03:06.23]
