Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)
Hey buddy, come in and have a seat.
Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today because of our last conversation.
And I apologize, buddy, I really do. I shouldn't have lashed out like that. I was out of character.
I mean, you're only eight years old. And I had no business talking to you that way.
So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you.
You think we can be friends and get over this?
I guess so...
Thatta boy. And I promise from this day forward that
If you don't act like a little f*cking retard and piss me off again, I won't lash out like that.
There's consequences for everything, Joyner. You act like a little *****
You get the mean doctor you don't wanna see. It's that simple.
Now, mom tells me you don't like the prescription I gave you
Not really...
Well, what if I told you that I had a prescription that you can't get at the pharmacy?
Like what?
You ever used *******, Joyner?
What's that?
How about lean?
I never heard of it
Give me your backpack
Why?
I'm going to put a few things in there for you
And I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good. How's that sound?
Um...
It'll be our little secret
I'm not sure about this
Don't tell mom. If you do, no more treatment for you
Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)LRC歌词
[00:03.272]Hey buddy, come in and have a seat.
[00:05.652]Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today because of our last conversation.
[00:11.859]And I apologize, buddy, I really do. I shouldn't have lashed out like that. I was out of character.
[00:19.643]I mean, you're only eight years old. And I had no business talking to you that way.
[00:25.942]So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you.
[00:30.648]You think we can be friends and get over this?
[00:33.882]I guess so...
[00:35.643]Thatta boy. And I promise from this day forward that
[00:41.369]If you don't act like a little f*cking retard and piss me off again, I won't lash out like that.
[00:48.937]There's consequences for everything, Joyner. You act like a little *****
[00:54.340]You get the mean doctor you don't wanna see. It's that simple.
[01:00.519]Now, mom tells me you don't like the prescription I gave you
[01:06.670]Not really...
[01:08.015]Well, what if I told you that I had a prescription that you can't get at the pharmacy?
[01:13.408]Like what?
[01:15.064]You ever used *******, Joyner?
[01:17.859]What's that?
[01:19.498]How about lean?
[01:21.515]I never heard of it
[01:23.638]Give me your backpack
[01:25.733]Why?
[01:27.072]I'm going to put a few things in there for you
[01:30.014]And I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good. How's that sound?
[01:37.499]Um...
[01:38.076]It'll be our little secret
[01:40.835]I'm not sure about this
[01:43.162]Don't tell mom. If you do, no more treatment for you
