Ass Crack Bandit歌词

[00:13.72]It said quarter to five
[00:15.43]but it was quarter to ass
[00:17.54]You thought your plumbing was safe
[00:19.49]but your jeans were half mast
[00:21.93]Another coin down the drain
[00:23.74]Now that's some change that won't last
[00:27.49]
[00:30.28]25 cents at a time
[00:32.67]He's taking our souls
[00:35.00]Government man can't help
[00:37.60]We're all alone
[00:39.04]Are you feeling the breeze?
[00:41.00]Did you pull your belt tight?
[00:43.41]You know that it's wrong
[00:45.47]You know that it's right
[00:49.17]Out of the shadows
[00:51.05]Down the coin goes
[00:57.46]Why, oh why do you suppose?
[01:02.80](Only the Bandit knows)
[01:05.01](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[01:09.24]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
[01:13.53](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[01:17.73]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
[01:26.28]Coins on the sidewalk
[01:27.63]Coins in the palm of my hand
[01:30.44]Coins in the Ass Crack
[01:32.03]Or the eyes of a dead man
[01:34.76]Drawn from the shadows
[01:36.79]Quartered by fate
[01:38.45]He's the Ass Crack Bandit
[01:40.55]Enemy of the state
[01:43.15](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[01:47.35]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
[01:51.72](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[01:55.83]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
[02:00.29](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[02:04.32]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K
[02:09.70]He'll give you no quarter
[02:12.45]But he'll
[02:14.13]Give you a quarter
[02:17.25]The government just takes your change away
[02:21.03]Maybe we're the crooks
[02:22.46]And he's the hero
[02:23.69]Maybe he's the Messiah
[02:25.13]Who's to say?
[02:29.56]Save yourself a coin
[02:31.79]For the ferryman
[02:34.45]Crossing the river Styx Of your ass
[02:37.97]Wipe the smile from your face kids
[02:40.32]'Cause this ain't funny
[02:42.55]And don't forget your Jukebox Money!
[02:47.09](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[02:51.10]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
[02:55.48](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
[02:59.70]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
[03:03.04]Can't stand the fear
[03:05.51]Can't stand not knowing
[03:07.46]Can't stand forever
[03:09.01]Eventually we all bend over In the end
[03:14.44]We all bend over In the end
[03:18.83]We all bend over
[03:20.69]Your brothers, your sisters
[03:22.79]They all bend over
[03:24.91]Your friends and enemies
[03:27.13]They all bend over
[03:29.22]You and me
[03:31.31]We all bend over
[03:33.55]Even the president
[03:35.63]He bends over