Starfish Resort and Casino
Oh kids!
You look like we're going to another funeral.
Dad, we're bored!
You teach your children a lot of good American values.
But have you taught them how to have fun?
For family entertainment that doesn't stop,
head on over to the
Starfish Resort and Casino in Las Venturas.
You deserve this kind of fun.
Waterslides! Shooting range!
And the kids love the Giggledome!
*sounds of fun*
Plus, we've got the hottest gaming in town!
Nobody offers you more gaming value.
And, you'll teach the kids some
important life lessons about real capitalism.
Dad, I lost all my money!
You've learned a valuable lesson.
Son, it's time for your first lapdance.
Heh yeah, guns!
Time is meaningless in the land of tomorrow.
It's the Starfish Resort and Casino hotel
in Las Venturas.
Mom can go all night on the one-armed bandits,
while the kids visit the Little Tykes Pawn Shop.
How'd you do, Cherice?
I busted myself and sold a kidney.
That's my girl!
Share the love with your family, the love of money!
And the Starfish Resort and Casino has
the best buffet in Las Venturas,
featuring our world-famous bacon trough!
The Starfish Resort and Casino.
This kind of fun should be illegal!
Starfish Resort and CasinoLRC歌词
[00:00.31]Oh kids!
[00:01.19]You look like we're going to another funeral.
[00:03.01]Dad, we're bored!
[00:04.99]You teach your children a lot of good American values.
[00:07.08]But have you taught them how to have fun?
[00:09.08]For family entertainment that doesn't stop,
[00:10.92]head on over to the
[00:11.95]Starfish Resort and Casino in Las Venturas.
[00:14.45]You deserve this kind of fun.
[00:16.11]Waterslides! Shooting range!
[00:17.70]And the kids love the Giggledome!
[00:19.53]*sounds of fun*
[00:20.57]Plus, we've got the hottest gaming in town!
[00:22.87]Nobody offers you more gaming value.
[00:24.81]And, you'll teach the kids some
[00:25.98]important life lessons about real capitalism.
[00:28.36]Dad, I lost all my money!
[00:30.22]You've learned a valuable lesson.
[00:31.97]Son, it's time for your first lapdance.
[00:34.26]Heh yeah, guns!
[00:36.62]Time is meaningless in the land of tomorrow.
[00:38.86]It's the Starfish Resort and Casino hotel
[00:41.18]in Las Venturas.
[00:42.18]Mom can go all night on the one-armed bandits,
[00:44.49]while the kids visit the Little Tykes Pawn Shop.
[00:46.56]How'd you do, Cherice?
[00:47.76]I busted myself and sold a kidney.
[00:49.88]That's my girl!
[00:50.97]Share the love with your family, the love of money!
[00:53.73]And the Starfish Resort and Casino has
[00:55.52]the best buffet in Las Venturas,
[00:57.03]featuring our world-famous bacon trough!
[00:59.39]The Starfish Resort and Casino.
[01:01.24]This kind of fun should be illegal!
