As The World Turns
作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
(I don't know) Yes, man
(Why this world keeps turnin') As the world turns
('Round and 'round) We all experience things in life (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
Trials and tribulations
(I don't know) That we all must go through
(Why this world keeps turnin') When someone wants to test us
('Round and 'round) When someone tries our patience
(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsidaz, baby, and we suin' the courts
'Cause we d0pe as fvxk and only get a 2 in The Source
Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school (Uh-uh)
Deformed fool, takin' a sx1t in the warm pool
'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin"
Oh my God, it's you, not again (Ahh)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
'Cause I murd3red my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin' teachers and jaxkin' off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fvxk the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'
And all the other kids said, "Eminem is a thizz head
He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is Phys Ed"
Maybe true, 'til I told this b1xch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she need a Slim Fast
(Who, me?) Yeah, b1xch, you so big
You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig (Well, I have never)
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig (Wait, wait, wait, wait)
I felt the evilness and started transformin' (Rrrahh)
It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin'
Grabbed that b1xch by her hair, drxg her across the ground (Come here, b1xch)
And took her up to the highest divin' board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop
While I drop this b1xch face down and watch her belly-flop
('Cause I don't know) As the world turns
(Why this world keeps turnin') These are the days of our lives
('Round and 'round) These are the things that we must go through
(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Day by day
We drive around in million-dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsidaz, and we suin' the courts
'Cause we d0pe as fvxk and only get a 2 in The Source (Yo)
Hypochondriac, hangin' out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy, fat, white-trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage
It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park b1xch
I met a slxt and said, "What up? It's nice to meet ya" (Hi)
"I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fvxk
And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month (Sorry)
But if you'd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no w33d, no Phillies or no papers
Plus, I'm a rap1st and a repeated prison escapist
So give me all your money and don't try nothin' funny
'Cause you know your stinkin' a5s is too fat to try to outrun me"
I went to grab my gun, that's when her a5s put it on me (Stop)
With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry (Ooh)
I fell through the glass doors, started causin' a scene
Slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine
Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smokin' craxk
All day, and d0ped up on c0ke and smack
All I wanted to do was rap3 the b1xch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her, but yo, I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fvxkin' porch up
Kicked the door down to murd3r this divorced slxt
Looked around the room
That's when I seen her bedroom door shut
"I know you're in there, b1xch, I got my gun cocked
You might as well come out now"
She said, "Come in, it's unlocked"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed nak3d, watchin' gxy p0rn
She said, "Come here, big boy, let's get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg, "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fvxkin' leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right n1pple
Just tryna buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget d1xk
Whipped that sx1t out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted, "Now, b1xch, let's see who gets the best"
Stuffed that sx1t in, crooked and fvxked that fat slxt to death
Ow! Ow! (Come here, b1xch)
Ow! Ow! Ahh! (Come here, take this mothafvxkin' d1xk, b1xch, come here)
('Cause I don't know) And as we go along
(Why this world keeps turnin') Throughout the days of our lives
('Round and 'round)
(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) We all face small obstacles
(I don't know) And challenges everyday
(Why this world keeps turnin') That we must go through
('Round and 'round) These are the things
That surround us through our atmosphere (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
(I don't know) Every day
(Why this world keeps turnin') Every single day the world keeps turnin'
('Round and 'round) Keeps turnin'
(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Keeps turnin'
(I don't know why this world keeps turnin')
As The World TurnsLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem
[00:10.188](I don't know) Yes, man
[00:12.042](Why this world keeps turnin') As the world turns
[00:15.229]('Round and 'round) We all experience things in life (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
[00:18.573]Trials and tribulations
[00:20.323](I don't know) That we all must go through
[00:22.152](Why this world keeps turnin') When someone wants to test us
[00:25.260]('Round and 'round) When someone tries our patience
[00:27.533](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
[00:30.093]I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters
[00:32.758]Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns
[00:35.213]Outsidaz, baby, and we suin' the courts
[00:37.407]'Cause we d0pe as fvxk and only get a 2 in The Source
[00:39.837]Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school (Uh-uh)
[00:42.553]Deformed fool, takin' a sx1t in the warm pool
[00:44.957]'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn
[00:46.785]I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin"
[00:48.536]Oh my God, it's you, not again (Ahh)
[00:50.573]It all started when my mother took my bike away
[00:52.715]'Cause I murd3red my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
[00:55.484]After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers
[00:57.783]Slappin' teachers and jaxkin' off in front of my counselors
[01:00.447]Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
[01:02.851]Fvxk the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'
[01:05.280]And all the other kids said, "Eminem is a thizz head
[01:07.736]He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is Phys Ed"
[01:10.452]Maybe true, 'til I told this b1xch in gym class
[01:12.699]That she was too fat to swim laps, she need a Slim Fast
[01:15.468](Who, me?) Yeah, b1xch, you so big
[01:17.714]You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig (Well, I have never)
[01:20.431]She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
[01:22.625]Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig (Wait, wait, wait, wait)
[01:25.081]I felt the evilness and started transformin' (Rrrahh)
[01:27.667]It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin'
[01:30.749]Grabbed that b1xch by her hair, drxg her across the ground (Come here, b1xch)
[01:32.787]And took her up to the highest divin' board and tossed her down
[01:35.660]Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop
[01:37.593]While I drop this b1xch face down and watch her belly-flop
[01:40.284]('Cause I don't know) As the world turns
[01:42.113](Why this world keeps turnin') These are the days of our lives
[01:45.273]('Round and 'round) These are the things that we must go through
[01:47.677](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Day by day
[01:50.315]We drive around in million-dollar sports cars
[01:52.562]While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
[01:55.670]Outsidaz, and we suin' the courts
[01:57.499]'Cause we d0pe as fvxk and only get a 2 in The Source (Yo)
[02:00.346]Hypochondriac, hangin' out at the laundromat
[02:02.906]Where all the raunchy, fat, white-trashy blondes be at
[02:05.623]Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage
[02:07.843]It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park b1xch
[02:10.586]I met a slxt and said, "What up? It's nice to meet ya" (Hi)
[02:12.807]"I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
[02:15.288]But I'm broke as fvxk
[02:16.020]And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month (Sorry)
[02:17.900]But if you'd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt
[02:20.591]But I ain't got no w33d, no Phillies or no papers
[02:22.785]Plus, I'm a rap1st and a repeated prison escapist
[02:25.293]So give me all your money and don't try nothin' funny
[02:27.644]'Cause you know your stinkin' a5s is too fat to try to outrun me"
[02:30.518]I went to grab my gun, that's when her a5s put it on me (Stop)
[02:32.895]With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry (Ooh)
[02:35.559]I fell through the glass doors, started causin' a scene
[02:37.936]Slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine
[02:40.653]Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smokin' craxk
[02:43.683]All day, and d0ped up on c0ke and smack
[02:45.642]All I wanted to do was rap3 the b1xch and snatch her purse
[02:48.098]Now I wanna kill her, but yo, I gotta catch her first
[02:50.580]Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut
[02:52.983]Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fvxkin' porch up
[02:55.491]Kicked the door down to murd3r this divorced slxt
[02:58.024]Looked around the room
[02:58.834]That's when I seen her bedroom door shut
[03:00.611]"I know you're in there, b1xch, I got my gun cocked
[03:02.831]You might as well come out now"
[03:03.876]She said, "Come in, it's unlocked"
[03:05.626]I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
[03:07.820]And seen her spread across the bed nak3d, watchin' gxy p0rn
[03:10.642]She said, "Come here, big boy, let's get acquainted"
[03:12.967]I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
[03:15.370]She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her
[03:17.773]I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
[03:20.333]I started to beg, "No, please let go"
[03:22.684]But she swallowed my fvxkin' leg whole like an egg roll
[03:25.322]With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
[03:27.804]I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right n1pple
[03:30.364]Just tryna buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
[03:32.950]Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget d1xk
[03:35.719]Whipped that sx1t out, and ain't no doubt about it
[03:37.861]It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage
[03:40.395]I shouted, "Now, b1xch, let's see who gets the best"
[03:42.485]Stuffed that sx1t in, crooked and fvxked that fat slxt to death
[03:45.097]Ow! Ow! (Come here, b1xch)
[03:47.135]Ow! Ow! Ahh! (Come here, take this mothafvxkin' d1xk, b1xch, come here)
[03:50.087]('Cause I don't know) And as we go along
[03:52.176](Why this world keeps turnin') Throughout the days of our lives
[03:55.363]('Round and 'round)
[03:57.584](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) We all face small obstacles
[04:00.562](I don't know) And challenges everyday
[04:02.181](Why this world keeps turnin') That we must go through
[04:05.290]('Round and 'round) These are the things
[04:07.510]That surround us through our atmosphere (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
[04:10.358](I don't know) Every day
[04:12.264](Why this world keeps turnin') Every single day the world keeps turnin'
[04:15.451]('Round and 'round) Keeps turnin'
[04:17.515](But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Keeps turnin'
[04:20.362](I don't know why this world keeps turnin')
