Asshole (Digital version)
作词 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto
作曲 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto
Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
An a**hole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'
But don't think I ever stopped
To think that I was speaking to children
Everything was happening so fast
It was like I blinked—sold three million
Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous
'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin'
Like I am always under attack, man
I could have stacked my s**t list to the ceilin'
Women dishin' but really thinking
"If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls
Like this I would kill him."
Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' s**t
But since when did this many people ever give a s**t
What I had to say? It's just my opinion
If it contradicts how I'm livin', put a d**k in your rear end
That's why every time you mentioned a lyric
I thanked you for it, for drawing more attention toward it
'Cause it gave me an enormous platform
I'm flattered you thought I was that important
But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed
Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out
Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde
It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out
'Cause I was tryin' to leave, no doubt
In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history
Think they know now, because everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide
You are just an a**hole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Thanks for the support, a**hole!
Thanks for the support, a**hole!
Quit actin' salty! I was countin' on you to count me out
Ask Asher Roth when he round about
Dissed me to shout me out
Thought I was history, but Goddamn, honky
That compliment's like backhanding a donkey
Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth
Nah, I'm off him
But what the f**k is all this trash-talkin' about?
The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
You knocked me down, I went down for the count
I fell, but the fans caught me, and now
You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me
To take my belt—word to Pacquiao
Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about
Better go in that ring and knock 'em out
Or you better not come out
It's poetry in motion
Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shakespeare
So what if the insults are revoltin'?
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
You think it's a joke 'til you're bullet-riddled
But you should give little s**t what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a Goddamn vest on your chest
And a Glock just to go watch Batman
Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man
Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage
Rest of you got lap bands
Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts
And all those water bottles in Colorado
So get lost, Waldo! My soul's escapin'
Through this a**hole that is gapin'
A black hole, and I'm swallowin' this track whole
Better pack toilet paper, but I'm taking no crap, ho
Here I go down the Bat Pole
And I'm changing back into that old maniac
In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the back-door, retreatin'
'Cause everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide
You are just an a**hole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Holy mackerel! I'm the biggest j**k on the planet Earth
I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull
Then screamed "ICP in this b**ch!
How do f**kin' magnets work?"
'Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical
Thinkin' some magical s**t's gonna happen, that ain't practical
You crackin' a joke, it's laughable
'Cause me and love's like a bad combination
I keep them feelings locked in a vault
So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
b**ch, you just need a helmet
'Cause if you think you're special, you're retarded
Thinkin' you're one of a kind
Like you got some platinum v***na
You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent
'Cause all of my spare time is spent
On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
Only women that I love are my daughters
But sometimes I rhyme
And it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther
So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents
And motherf**kin' Father Time, it ain't never gonna stop
A pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime
So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive
Poured my half empty glass in a cup
So now my cup has runneth over
And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothaf**kin' coaster
I'm going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky
And can't knock being rude off, so fear not, my dear
And dry up your teardrops, I'm here
White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird
If you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too
Shouldn't be a shock, because everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide
You are just an a**hole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Asshole (Digital version)LRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto
[00:00.029] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto
[00:00.58]Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
[00:03.52]An a**hole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'
[00:06.21]But don't think I ever stopped
[00:07.33]To think that I was speaking to children
[00:08.95]Everything was happening so fast
[00:09.93]It was like I blinked—sold three million
[00:11.65]Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous
[00:14.04]'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin'
[00:15.36]Like I am always under attack, man
[00:16.81]I could have stacked my s**t list to the ceilin'
[00:18.52]Women dishin' but really thinking
[00:20.14]"If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls
[00:21.76]Like this I would kill him."
[00:23.35]Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' s**t
[00:25.45]But since when did this many people ever give a s**t
[00:27.97]What I had to say? It's just my opinion
[00:29.64]If it contradicts how I'm livin', put a d**k in your rear end
[00:31.33]That's why every time you mentioned a lyric
[00:33.86]I thanked you for it, for drawing more attention toward it
[00:36.49]'Cause it gave me an enormous platform
[00:38.11]I'm flattered you thought I was that important
[00:40.07]But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
[00:42.57]And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed
[00:45.11]Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out
[00:47.28]Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde
[00:48.94]It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out
[00:50.87]'Cause I was tryin' to leave, no doubt
[00:52.37]In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history
[00:54.68]Think they know now, because everybody knows
[00:56.02]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
[01:00.58]Everywhere that you go
[01:03.51]People wanna go home, everyone knows
[01:06.69]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
[01:09.09]There's no place you can hide
[01:14.51]You are just an a**hole
[01:16.41]Everyone knows, everyone knows
[01:19.53]Thanks for the support, a**hole!
[01:22.35]Thanks for the support, a**hole!
[01:24.10]Quit actin' salty! I was countin' on you to count me out
[01:26.32]Ask Asher Roth when he round about
[01:27.96]Dissed me to shout me out
[01:29.10]Thought I was history, but Goddamn, honky
[01:31.25]That compliment's like backhanding a donkey
[01:33.06]Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth
[01:34.72]Nah, I'm off him
[01:35.71]But what the f**k is all this trash-talkin' about?
[01:37.41]The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
[01:39.49]You knocked me down, I went down for the count
[01:41.41]I fell, but the fans caught me, and now
[01:42.81]You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me
[01:45.60]To take my belt—word to Pacquiao
[01:46.79]Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about
[01:48.88]Better go in that ring and knock 'em out
[01:50.52]Or you better not come out
[01:51.96]It's poetry in motion
[01:53.28]Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shakespeare
[01:54.84]So what if the insults are revoltin'?
[01:57.29]Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
[01:58.94]You think it's a joke 'til you're bullet-riddled
[02:01.98]But you should give little s**t what I think
[02:03.06]This whole world is a mess
[02:04.38]Gotta have a Goddamn vest on your chest
[02:06.07]And a Glock just to go watch Batman
[02:07.99]Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man
[02:10.12]Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage
[02:12.38]Rest of you got lap bands
[02:13.74]Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts
[02:16.42]And all those water bottles in Colorado
[02:18.16]So get lost, Waldo! My soul's escapin'
[02:19.92]Through this a**hole that is gapin'
[02:21.24]A black hole, and I'm swallowin' this track whole
[02:23.72]Better pack toilet paper, but I'm taking no crap, ho
[02:26.45]Here I go down the Bat Pole
[02:27.83]And I'm changing back into that old maniac
[02:29.18]In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the back-door, retreatin'
[02:31.64]'Cause everybody knows
[02:34.90]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
[02:37.04]Everywhere that you go
[02:39.66]People wanna go home, everyone knows
[02:43.19]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
[02:48.21]There's no place you can hide
[02:51.00]You are just an a**hole
[02:53.20]Everyone knows, everyone knows
[02:55.11]Holy mackerel! I'm the biggest j**k on the planet Earth
[02:57.58]I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
[03:00.29]For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull
[03:02.17]Then screamed "ICP in this b**ch!
[03:03.90]How do f**kin' magnets work?"
[03:05.20]'Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
[03:07.08]Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
[03:09.04]I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical
[03:12.23]Thinkin' some magical s**t's gonna happen, that ain't practical
[03:14.88]You crackin' a joke, it's laughable
[03:17.08]'Cause me and love's like a bad combination
[03:19.13]I keep them feelings locked in a vault
[03:20.29]So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
[03:22.62]My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
[03:24.60]b**ch, you just need a helmet
[03:25.98]'Cause if you think you're special, you're retarded
[03:28.20]Thinkin' you're one of a kind
[03:29.67]Like you got some platinum v***na
[03:31.29]You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
[03:33.46]Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
[03:35.38]'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
[03:38.93]Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
[03:40.78]'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent
[03:42.93]'Cause all of my spare time is spent
[03:44.37]On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
[03:46.66]Only women that I love are my daughters
[03:48.25]But sometimes I rhyme
[03:49.86]And it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther
[03:52.00]So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
[03:54.68]It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
[03:57.05]I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents
[03:58.82]And motherf**kin' Father Time, it ain't never gonna stop
[04:01.42]A pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime
[04:04.15]So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive
[04:06.46]Poured my half empty glass in a cup
[04:06.62]So now my cup has runneth over
[04:09.87]And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothaf**kin' coaster
[04:12.51]I'm going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky
[04:15.32]And can't knock being rude off, so fear not, my dear
[04:18.24]And dry up your teardrops, I'm here
[04:20.25]White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird
[04:22.43]If you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too
[04:24.91]Shouldn't be a shock, because everybody knows
[04:26.19]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole
[04:30.13]Everywhere that you go
[04:33.01]People wanna go home, everyone knows
[04:35.06]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
[04:41.30]There's no place you can hide
[04:44.08]You are just an a**hole
[04:46.52]Everyone knows, everyone knows
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