当前位置: 歌词塔 > The Eminem Show (Expanded Edition)专辑 > The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)歌词

The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)歌词

歌曲名: The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)  歌手: Eminem  所属专辑: 《The Eminem Show (Expanded Edition)》

介绍:《The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)》 是 Eminem 演唱的歌曲,该歌曲收录在《The Eminem Show (Expanded Edition)》专辑中,如果您觉得好听的话,就把歌词分享给您的朋友共同聆听,一起支持歌手Eminem吧!

The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)

作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a **** like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a ****!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
.

The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)LRC歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:04.025] May I have your attention, please?
[00:07.410] May I have your attention, please?
[00:10.533] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:14.233] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:18.296] We're gonna have a problem here...
[00:19.514]
[00:19.712] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.795] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:24.548] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:26.501] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
[00:28.429] It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:31.467] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:33.881] And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
[00:36.224] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
[00:38.544] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:40.139] "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:42.381] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:44.481] Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:47.268] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:49.812] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:51.857] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.996] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.379] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:58.514] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.931] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:03.337] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:05.787] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.122] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.759] They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:10.713] We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
[01:13.265] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.740] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.995] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:19.450] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:21.826] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[01:24.347]
[01:24.551] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:26.359] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:28.357] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:30.892] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:33.178] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:35.299] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:37.316] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:39.826] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:42.372]
[01:42.635] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
[01:44.575] Well, I do, so **** him and **** you too!
[01:46.916] You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
[01:48.564] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:51.047] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:53.176] Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:55.484] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:58.055] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:00.520] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.837] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:05.113] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:07.011] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
[02:09.869] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:11.690] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
[02:14.594] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:16.477] All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.542] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.925] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a **** like me
[02:23.567] Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:25.909] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:28.679]
[02:28.858] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:30.797] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:32.602] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:35.176] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:37.477] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:39.589] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:41.873] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:44.225] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:46.793]
[02:47.040] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:49.433] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:51.529] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:54.114] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:56.439] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.942] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:59.630] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:01.829] Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
[03:04.827] It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:07.325] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:09.489] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:12.055] And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:14.036] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:16.202] He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.605] Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a ****!"
[03:21.697] With his windows down and his system up
[03:23.458] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:25.600] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:27.624] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:30.050] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:32.478]
[03:32.670] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:34.608] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:37.058] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:39.473] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:41.733] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:43.792] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:46.185] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:48.407] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:50.799] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:53.012] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:55.260] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:57.688] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:00.057] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:02.328] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:04.541] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:07.074] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:09.324].

喜欢【The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001)】您也可能喜欢TA们的歌曲……