电灯泡歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : 方文山
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 周杰伦
[01:57.13][00:22.10]今天是大晴天
[02:02.23][00:24.01]你却带你弟弟出现
[02:05.17][00:25.96]看到他的脸
[02:07.15][00:27.88]心情马上变雨天
[02:08.40][00:29.91]像伤口被洒盐
[02:10.59][00:31.79]我的痛无处伸冤
[02:12.11][00:33.90]约会变成梦魇
[02:16.12][00:36.49]带他去电影院
[02:18.23][00:38.96]想要将你的小手牵
[02:20.67][00:41.17]他却坐中间
[02:22.22][00:42.73]正演精彩的画面
[02:24.18][00:45.01]他吵着要小便
[02:26.25][00:47.29]来到了厕所里面
[02:27.59][00:49.73]居然笑我被骗
[02:31.89][00:52.96]一起去逛公园
[02:33.59][00:54.93]拍下甜蜜画面
[02:35.85][00:56.97]回到家才发现
[02:37.29][00:59.00]没有装底片
[02:39.77][01:01.02]我咧～看到鬼
[02:41.34][01:02.95]真抱歉
[03:19.25][02:45.79][01:09.22]怕你爸妈会念
[03:21.14][02:49.57][01:11.01]叫他转交信件
[03:23.25][02:51.70][01:12.59]结果信却不见
[03:25.37][02:53.51][01:14.75]你臭着一张脸
[03:26.77][02:55.37][01:16.49]最后竟然发现
[03:28.82][02:57.16][01:18.75]被拿去当杯垫
[03:30.75][02:59.40][01:20.75]oh～my god!我的天
[03:34.98][03:00.51][01:24.81]带他去蛋塔店
[03:37.00][03:04.83][01:26.85]竟然点科学面
[03:38.96][03:07.33][01:28.94]还说蛋塔好圆
[03:41.42][03:08.98][01:30.78]看起来像屁眼
[03:43.86][03:11.22][01:32.44]最后攀我的肩
[03:44.78][03:12.95][01:34.52]问我有没有烟
[03:46.43][03:14.89][01:36.59]才八岁我的天!
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