If I Had...歌词

[00:02.54]life.. by marshall mathers
[00:05.56]what is life?
[00:07.52]life is like a big obstacle
[00:08.59]put in front of your optical to slow you down
[00:11.50]and everytime you think you gotten past it
[00:13.50]it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
[00:16.51]what are friends?
[00:18.50]friends are people that you think are your friends
[00:20.52]but they really your enemies, with secret indentities
[00:22.57]and disguises, to hide they true colors
[00:25.52]so just when you think you close enough to be brothers
[00:27.54]they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
[00:30.55]what is money?
[00:31.59]money is what makes a man act funny
[00:34.54]money is the root of all evil
[00:36.53]money'll make them same friends come back around
[00:38.59]swearing that they was always down
[00:41.53]what is life?
[00:42.59]i'm tired of life
[00:44.52]i'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
[00:47.53]i'm tired of committing so many sins
[00:50.51]tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins
[00:52.59]tired of never having any ends
[00:55.53]tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
[00:58.56]i'm tired of this dj playing your **** when he spins
[01:01.58]tired of not having a deal
[01:03.57]tired of having to deal with the ******** without grabbing the steel
[01:07.52]tired of drowning in my sorrow
[01:08.57]tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo
[01:12.59]i'm tired of ************* spraying **** and dartin off
[01:15.58]i'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
[01:19.53]then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off
[01:21.52]i'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough
[01:24.50]tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
[01:26.57]for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
[01:29.56]i'm tired of using plastic silverware
[01:31.53]tired of working in building square
[01:33.59]tired of not being a millionaire
[01:36.55]
[01:36.59]but if i had a million dollars
[01:37.59]i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
[01:40.59]if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my ****
[01:44.58]without a condom on, while i'm on the john
[01:47.51]if i had a million bucks
[01:48.57]it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
[01:51.52]robbing armored trucks
[01:52.58]if i had one wish
[01:54.53]i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
[01:57.58]
[01:58.54]i'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
[02:00.58]tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
[02:03.53]i'm tired of not having a phone
[02:05.52]tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have it on
[02:09.52]tired of not driving a bm
[02:11.55]tired of not working at gm, tired of wanting to be him
[02:14.59]tired of not sleeping without a tylenol pm
[02:17.57]tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
[02:20.56]tired of not being on tour
[02:22.51]tired of ******* the same blonde whore after work
[02:25.51]in the back of a contour
[02:26.56]i'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
[02:29.50]having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
[02:31.59]tired of being stared at
[02:33.54]i'm tired of wearing the same damn nike air hat
[02:36.59]tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugz
[02:39.56]tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
[02:43.52]tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me
[02:46.53]saying they wasn't feeling me on 'nobody's as ill as me'
[02:49.53]i'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
[02:51.57]tired of j-l-b saying 'where hip-hop lives'
[02:54.55]
[02:55.51]but if i had a million dollars
[02:56.58]i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
[03:00.57]if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my ****
[03:04.50]without a condom on, while i'm on the john
[03:06.53]if i had a million bucks
[03:07.59]it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
[03:10.53]robbing armored trucks
[03:12.50]if i had one wish
[03:13.58]i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
[03:17.51]
[03:18.54]you know what i'm saying?
[03:20.53]i'm tired of all of this ********
[03:22.58]telling me to be positive
[03:24.56]how'm i 'sposed to be positive when i don't see **** positive?
[03:27.57]know what i'm sayin?
[03:29.55]i rap about **** around me, **** i see
[03:31.57]know what i'm sayin? right now i'm tired of everything
[03:33.59]tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
[03:37.51]can't get no airplay, you know what i'm sayin?
[03:40.50]but ey, it's cool though, you know what i'm sayin?
[03:44.59]just fed up
[03:47.57]that's my word