If I Had歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bass, Bass, Mathers
[00:02.874]"Life," by Marshall Mathers
[00:06.323]What is life?
[00:07.773]Life is like a big obstacle in front of your optical to slow you down
[00:11.890]And every time you think you've gotten past it
[00:13.690]It's gonna come back around to tackle you to the damn ground
[00:17.308]What are friends?
[00:18.645]Friends are people that you think are your friends
[00:21.173]But they really your enemies with secret identities
[00:23.473]And disguises to hide they true colors
[00:25.907]So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
[00:28.256]They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin'
[00:31.869]What is money?
[00:33.276]Money is what makes a man act funny
[00:35.718]Money is the root of all evil
[00:37.836]Money'll make them same friends come back around
[00:40.151]Swearin' that they was always down
[00:42.318]What is life? I'm tired of life
[00:45.502]I'm tired of backstabbin'-ass snakes with friendly grins
[00:48.685]I'm tired of committin' so many sins
[00:50.918]Tired of always givin' in when this bottle of Henny wins
[00:54.001]Tired of never havin' any ends
[00:56.301]Tired of havin' skinny friends, hooked on crack and Mini Thins
[00:59.771]I'm tired of this DJ playin' your **** when he spins
[01:02.951]Tired of not havin' a deal
[01:04.850]Tired of havin' to deal with the bull**** without grabbin' the steel
[01:08.501]Tired of drownin' in my sorrow
[01:10.501]Tired of havin' to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
[01:14.331]I'm tired of mother****ers sprayin' **** and dartin' off
[01:17.516]I'm tired of jobs startin' off
[01:18.967]At $5.50 an hour, then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off
[01:22.567]I'm tired of bein' fired every time I fart and cough
[01:25.566]Tired of havin' to work as a gas station clerk
[01:28.183]For this jerk, breathin' down my neck, drivin' me berserk
[01:30.900]I'm tired of usin' plastic silverware
[01:33.284]Tired of workin' at Builder's ******
[01:34.971]Tired of not bein' a millionaire
[01:37.400]But if I had a million dollars
[01:39.016]I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
[01:42.584]If I had a magic wand
[01:44.650]I'd make the world **** my **** without a condom on
[01:47.450]While I'm on the john
[01:48.834]If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough
[01:51.566]Because I'd still be out robbin' armored trucks
[01:54.266]If I had one wish, I would ask
[01:56.816]For a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
[01:59.917]I'm tired of bein' white trash, broke and always poor
[02:02.450]Tired of takin' pop bottles back to the party store
[02:05.616]I'm tired of not havin' a phone
[02:07.233]Tired of not havin' a home to have one in if I did have one on
[02:11.199]Tired of not drivin' a BM
[02:13.266]Tired of not workin' at GM, tired of wantin' to be him
[02:16.915]Tired of not sleepin' without a Tylenol PM
[02:19.699]Tired of not performin' in a packed coliseum
[02:22.498]Tired of not bein' on tour
[02:24.382]Tired of ****in' the same blonde whore
[02:26.334]After work, in the back of a Contour
[02:28.449]I'm tired of fakin' knots with a stack of ones
[02:31.032]Havin' a lack of funds and resortin' back to guns
[02:33.949]Tired of bein' stared at
[02:35.699]Tired of wearin' the same damn Nike Air hat
[02:38.834]Tired of steppin' in clubs, wearin' the same pair of Lugz
[02:41.715]Tired of people sayin' they're tired of hearin' me rap about drugs
[02:45.348]Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin' half the skill as me
[02:48.333]Sayin' they wasn't feelin' me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"
[02:51.349]And I'm tired of radio stations tellin' fibs
[02:54.014]Tired of JLB sayin', "Where hip-hop lives"
[02:56.982]But if I had a million dollars
[02:58.798]I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
[03:02.647]If I had a magic wand
[03:04.582]I'd make the world **** my **** without a condom on
[03:07.348]While I'm on the john
[03:08.582]If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough
[03:11.465]Because I'd still be out robbin' armored trucks
[03:14.115]If I had one wish, I would ask
[03:16.681]For a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
[03:19.865]You know what I'm sayin'?
[03:21.848]I'm tired of all of this bull****, tellin' me to be positive
[03:26.448]How am I 'posed to be positive when I don't see **** positive?
[03:30.014]You know what I'm sayin'?
[03:31.397]I rap about **** around me, **** I see
[03:34.163]You know what I'm sayin'?
[03:35.075]Right now, I'm tired of everything
[03:36.714]Tired of all this player-hatin' that's goin' on in my own city
[03:39.646]Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin'?
[03:42.780]But hey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin'?
[03:47.431]I'm just fed up, that's my word