The Kids
And everyone should get along
Okay, children, quiet down, quiet down
Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children, quiet down, please
Brian, don't throw that! (Shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got A1DS!)
Good luck, Mr. Shady!
Hi there, little boys and girls (Fvxk you!)
Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi, Bob ("Hi, Bob!")
Bob's thirty and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (Ahh!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said, "Knock it off!"
But Bob wouldn't knock it off, 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as he chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his mar1juana
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want it, it's bad for you
See, children, drvgs are bad (Come on)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Ask him, man)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (That's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
So kids, say no to drvgs (That's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (Uh-huh)
And there's really nothin' else to say (Sing along)
Drvgs are just bad, mmkay?
My pen1s is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fvxk, no! You ain't seen it! It's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy, it's the worst drvg in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids, two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, or it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach: twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
And the peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse
And his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull (Blblblblblb)
His back starts to look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal, barfin' (Bleh)
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackaxs, look at him!"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughin' at basically nothin'
Except maybe wastin' their money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels, class, 'cause it's bad for you
See, children, drvgs are bad (That's right)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (That's right)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
So kids, say no to drvgs (Don't sm0ke craxk)
So you don't act like everyone else does (That's right)
And there's really nothin' else to say (But umm…)
Drvgs are just bad, mmkay?
And last but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young people today is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up
And you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum-yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes, you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat women in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady, what's a G-string?) It's yarn, Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say "magic mushrooms"? I meant fungus
Your tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue
(How come?) 'Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See, drvgs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and OD
They're gonna come for me, and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drvgs, and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you
See, children, drvgs are bad (Uh-huh)
And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Put that down!)
And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (And she will)
So kids, say no to drvgs (Say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (Like I do)
And there's really nothin' else to say (That's right)
Drvgs are just bad, mmkay?
Come on, children, clap along! (Shut up!)
Sing along, children! (Suck my motherfvxkin' d1xk!)
Come on, clap along
Drvgs are just bad, drvgs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drvgs! (Kiss my motherfvxkin' axs!)
So there'll be more for me (Hippie! Goddaxn it!)
(Mushrooms k1lled Kenny!) (Uh, the fart button's on)
(*Fart*) (Ew, ahh!)
La la la (So fvxked up right now)
The KidsLRC歌词
[00:00.150]And everyone should get along
[00:04.590]Okay, children, quiet down, quiet down
[00:07.650]Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:11.860]His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.260]Children, quiet down, please
[00:16.300]Brian, don't throw that! (Shut up!)
[00:18.120]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
[00:21.860](He's got A1DS!)
[00:22.570]Good luck, Mr. Shady!
[00:23.870]Hi there, little boys and girls (Fvxk you!)
[00:26.220]Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.260]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:30.530]Say hi, Bob ("Hi, Bob!")
[00:31.840]Bob's thirty and still lives with his mom
[00:33.590]And he don't got a job 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.440]But his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.150]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.630]And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.120]When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.070]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (Ahh!)
[00:49.940]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.400]The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.190]'Til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.440]When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.340]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said, "Knock it off!"
[01:02.530]But Bob wouldn't knock it off, 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.850]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.150]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
[01:10.940]He grabbed Stace' by the legs as he chopped it off her
[01:13.630]And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.250]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.440]They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.450]And that's the story of Bob and his mar1juana
[01:23.670]And what it might do to you
[01:24.970]So see if the squirrels want it, it's bad for you
[01:27.140]See, children, drvgs are bad (Come on)
[01:29.390]And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Ask him, man)
[01:32.100]And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (That's right)
[01:34.530]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
[01:37.480]So kids, say no to drvgs (That's right)
[01:39.840]So you don't act like everyone else does (Uh-huh)
[01:42.630]And there's really nothin' else to say (Sing along)
[01:45.500]Drvgs are just bad, mmkay?
[01:47.570]My pen1s is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.340]Fvxk, no! You ain't seen it! It's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:53.110]Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:55.950]Ecstasy, it's the worst drvg in the world
[01:58.200]If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:00.500]Kids, two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.290]And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
[02:05.540]So don't get attached, or it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.440]Meet Zach: twenty-one years old
[02:10.610]After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.660]And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.490]And the peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.200]Suddenly, he starts to convulse
[02:20.950]And his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.650]And his eyes roll back in his skull (Blblblblblb)
[02:24.450]His back starts to look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:27.090]He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal, barfin' (Bleh)
[02:29.810]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him
[02:32.290]"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackaxs, look at him!"
[02:34.880]'Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:36.890]So they're laughin' at basically nothin'
[02:38.510]Except maybe wastin' their money
[02:40.200]Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:42.820]And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
[02:45.820]And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.540]So don't even feed that to squirrels, class, 'cause it's bad for you
[02:51.380]See, children, drvgs are bad (That's right)
[02:53.580]And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (That's right)
[02:56.190]And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can)
[02:58.800]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (She will)
[03:01.680]So kids, say no to drvgs (Don't sm0ke craxk)
[03:04.160]So you don't act like everyone else does (That's right)
[03:06.900]And there's really nothin' else to say (But umm…)
[03:09.720]Drvgs are just bad, mmkay?
[03:11.730]And last but not least, one of the most humongous
[03:14.480]Problems among young people today is fungus
[03:17.040]It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up
[03:20.410]And you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.340]Yum-yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:24.950]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
[03:27.850]And sometimes, you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.260]Like fat women in G-strings with orange hair
[03:32.890](Mr. Shady, what's a G-string?) It's yarn, Claire
[03:35.580]Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:38.460]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.700]Whoops, did I say "magic mushrooms"? I meant fungus
[03:43.320]Your tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue
[03:45.980](How come?) 'Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
[03:48.880]See, drvgs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:50.810]But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:53.610]But don't be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and OD
[03:56.510]They're gonna come for me, and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.150]And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
[04:01.760]So don't do drvgs, and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you
[04:05.130]See, children, drvgs are bad (Uh-huh)
[04:07.380]And if you don't believe me, ask your dad (Put that down!)
[04:10.010]And if you don't believe him, ask your mom (You can ask)
[04:12.550]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (And she will)
[04:15.470]So kids, say no to drvgs (Say no)
[04:17.900]So you don't act like everyone else does (Like I do)
[04:20.650]And there's really nothin' else to say (That's right)
[04:23.470]Drvgs are just bad, mmkay?
[04:25.950]Come on, children, clap along! (Shut up!)
[04:28.530]Sing along, children! (Suck my motherfvxkin' d1xk!)
[04:30.150]Come on, clap along
[04:32.060]Drvgs are just bad, drvgs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:36.580]So don't do drvgs! (Kiss my motherfvxkin' axs!)
[04:38.640]So there'll be more for me (Hippie! Goddaxn it!)
[04:43.400](Mushrooms k1lled Kenny!) (Uh, the fart button's on)
[04:46.660](*Fart*) (Ew, ahh!)
[04:48.960]La la la (So fvxked up right now)
