Criminal歌词

[00:01.38]Eminem
[00:01.843]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid F****n Questions
[00:08.516]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
[00:12.121]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
[00:16.812]Or That I Believe In It
[00:19.797]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
[00:23.857]I'm Actually Gonna Do It
[00:25.646]Or That I Believe In It
[00:28.784]Well S*it If You Believe That
[00:32.426]Then I'll Kill You
[00:35.407]You Know Why
[00:37.406]Cuz I'm A
[00:37.888]Criminal
[00:42.307]Criminal
[00:45.142]You God Damn Right
[00:46.881]I'm A Criminal
[00:51.481]Yeah I'm A Criminal
[00:52.731]Eminem
[00:56.337]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
[00:58.507]That'll Stab You In The Head
[00:59.607]Whether You're A Fag Or Lez
[01:00.952]Or The ******* Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
[01:03.321]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes
[01:05.862]Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic
[01:07.718]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh
[01:10.398]That's My Motherf****n B***s You'd Better Let Go Of Em
[01:12.342]They Belong In My S*****m You'll Never Get Hold Of Em
[01:14.866]Hey It's Me Versace
[01:15.680]Whoops Somebody Shot Me
[01:17.491]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
[01:18.991]Get It Checkin The 'male'
[01:19.931]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
[01:22.239]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
[01:24.674]C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
[01:26.469]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
[01:29.274]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
[01:31.586]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
[01:34.49]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
[01:36.409]And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital
[01:38.489]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
[01:40.349]You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither
[01:42.839]You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
[01:45.919]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
[01:47.562]And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts
[01:50.152]You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
[01:52.835]And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March
[01:55.363]With A Brand New Cd For These F****n Retards
[01:57.293]Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol'Me
[01:59.993]Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave
[02:02.53]Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x
[02:03.06]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[02:03.313]I'm A Criminal
[02:05.423]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[02:07.578]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:09.953]And Keep Goin I Don't Take S*it From No One
[02:11.718]I'm A Criminal
[02:12.278]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[02:14.615]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[02:16.740]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:19.69]And Keep Goin I Don't Take S*it From No One
[02:21.50]Eminem
[02:21.241]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
[02:22.948]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
[02:25.715]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
[02:28.150]Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
[02:30.383]I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed
[02:32.340]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised
[02:35.135]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
[02:37.342]My **** Shrunk Smaller But My B***s Got Larger
[02:39.68]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker
[02:41.494]Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word
[02:43.885]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
[02:46.119]*** In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
[02:48.165]Off Of His Own Employee
[02:49.950]Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me
[02:51.550]You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired
[02:53.151]And My Nose Is Pointy
[02:54.518]I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
[02:56.454]In Plane Crashes And Laughs
[02:57.313]As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him
[02:58.874]Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em
[03:00.834]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In
[03:02.938]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today
[03:05.88]He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place
[03:07.757]Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face
[03:10.315]Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
[03:13.168]I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away
[03:15.234]I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
[03:17.578]I'm A Criminal
[03:20.914]Interlude Skit
[03:21.459]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Motherf****r
[03:23.309]Get The Motherf****n Money And Get The **** Up Outta There
[03:26.179]Em Aight
[03:26.614]I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You
[03:27.929]Em Aight
[03:28.284]Yo Em
[03:28.899]Em What
[03:29.278]Don't Kill Nobody This Time
[03:32.11]Em Awwright God Damn ****
[03:40.116]Whistling How You Doin'
[03:41.145]Teller Hi How Can I Help You
[03:41.441]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl
[03:43.10]Teller Okay
[03:43.831]Eminem Put The F****n Money In The Bag *****
[03:45.431]And I Won't Kill You
[03:46.341]Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me
[03:48.425]Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You ***** Quit Lookin Around
[03:50.21]Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me
[03:51.361]Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna F****n Kill You
[03:52.774]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You
[03:55.865]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
[03:57.725]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
[03:59.845]So I'll Be Disguised In It
[04:00.870]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
[04:02.628]I'll Hide For Five Minutes
[04:04.261]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
[04:06.290]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
[04:08.795]Die B*****s Bastards Brats Pets
[04:11.760]This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet
[04:13.842]If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts
[04:16.342]Tuck My **** Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
[04:18.689]You Motherf****n Chickens Ain't Brave Enough
[04:20.815]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
[04:22.749]S*it Half The S*it I Say I Just Make It Up
[04:25.537]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
[04:27.369]And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As
[04:30.117]Bi'ma Be A F****n Rapist In A Jason Mask