Big Weenie歌词

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson
[00:01.91]I don't understand..
[00:04.13]Why are you bein so mean!?
[00:06.73]You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!
[00:10.37]You're just jealous of me
[00:12.13]Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[00:13.87]So instead of just admitting it
[00:15.46]You walk around and say
[00:16.64]All kinds of really mean things about me
[00:18.48]Cause you're a meany, a meany
[00:21.29]But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
[00:23.39]Cause I'm what you wanna be
[00:24.86]So you just look like a idiot
[00:26.45]When you say these mean things
[00:27.89]Cause it's too easy to see
[00:29.23]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[00:32.69]Alright listen, I need you to focus
[00:35.22]I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
[00:38.13]We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
[00:40.89]I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
[00:43.83]Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
[00:46.72]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.47]For the next 4 and a half minutes
[00:51.39]We are going to explore into your mind
[00:52.97]To find out why you're so ****** jealous
[00:54.90]Now why do they make you who
[00:56.26]Pibbity-******-a-poo-poo
[00:57.67]Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
[01:00.54]Ok now I need your un-divided attention
[01:03.18]Sir I have a question
[01:04.46]Why do I always sense this,
[01:05.93]Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
[01:09.72]It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.65]Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?
[01:14.59]I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me
[01:17.10]Is it just because...
[01:17.92]You're just jealous of me
[01:18.83]Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[01:20.47]So instead of just admitting it
[01:22.20]You walk around and say
[01:23.29]All kinds of really mean things about me
[01:25.46]Cause you're a meany, a meany
[01:28.06]But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
[01:30.35]Cause I'm what you wanna be
[01:31.72]So you just look like a idiot
[01:33.13]When you say these mean things
[01:34.51]Cause it's too easy to see
[01:35.97]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[01:39.26]Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line
[01:42.09]I was going to say something extremly important
[01:44.66]But I forgot who or what it was
[01:46.33]I ****** up,
[01:47.59]Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't
[01:50.27]That's just what you wanted to hear from me
[01:52.15]Is that I ****** up ain't it?
[01:53.46]That I could bust one take
[01:54.68]Without lookin at no paper
[01:56.17]It doesn't take a bunch of takes
[01:57.64]Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:59.30]For me to say the truth ok
[02:00.74]You're drooling, you have tooth decay
[02:02.03]You're mouth is open,
[02:03.03]You're disgusting
[02:03.70]What the ****** you eat for lunch,
[02:04.84]A bunch of sweets or somethin
[02:06.20]What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
[02:07.91]You're tooth is rottin through the gum
[02:09.16]Your breath stinks,
[02:10.52]Want to chew some gum?
[02:10.84]Yes I do sir what am I on
[02:12.39]You sir are on truth serum
[02:13.35]Marshall I'm so jealous of you
[02:14.84]Please say you won't tell nobody
[02:16.28]I'd be so embarassed
[02:17.19]I'm just absolutely terrified
[02:18.86]That someone's gonna find out
[02:20.26]Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
[02:22.61]
[02:24.35]You're just jealous of me
[02:25.39]Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[02:27.11]So instead of just admitting it
[02:28.80]You walk around and say
[02:30.10]All kinds of really mean things about me
[02:32.15]Cause you're a meany, a meany
[02:34.95]But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
[02:36.83]Cause I'm what you wanna be
[02:38.41]So you just look like a idiot
[02:40.03]When you say these mean things
[02:41.36]Cause it's too easy to see
[02:42.69]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[02:46.02]Alright now we, we're going to conduct
[02:48.90]That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:51.72]Just to see what a frog looks like
[02:53.53]When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
[02:54.83]Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like
[02:56.92]Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror
[02:58.67]Notice the resemblance here?
[03:00.07]Wait let me put these sun glasses on
[03:01.73]Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
[03:03.79]What do you have in common?
[03:05.23]You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
[03:08.51]You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
[03:11.43]Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:13.37]This is between me and you
[03:15.07]I know you're not happy,
[03:16.48]I know you'd much rather see my lying
[03:18.34]In the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:20.48]Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
[03:23.53]There's no denying
[03:24.66]That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:26.97]Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
[03:29.62]Why are you even doin this to yourself?
[03:31.76]It's pointless,
[03:32.52]Why do we have to keep on going through this?
[03:34.67]This is torturous
[03:35.84]My point is this, that if you say mean things,
[03:38.40]You're weenie will shrink
[03:39.85]Now I forgot what the chorus is..
[03:41.36]You're just jealous of me
[03:43.18]Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[03:44.72]So instead of just admitting it
[03:46.57]You walk around and say
[03:47.76]All kinds of really mean things about me
[03:49.81]Cause you're a meany, a meany
[03:52.49]But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
[03:54.51]Cause I'm what you wanna be
[03:56.09]So you just look like a idiot
[03:57.65]When you say these mean things
[03:59.13]Cause it's too easy to see
[04:00.46]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[04:04.32]****** off my ******
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