Freestyle23
Excrement
Exclimate, is that what you said?
My next defense, against these extra men
Who try to step to me and wanna have *** again
Vaseline
You little sickass, I'll spray em with gasoline
They try to jack me off with Vaseline
My ass is mean, I smash your spleen
When I crash the scene
Cell Phone
With a cell phone, now who the hell is home?
Y'all can't tell Paul how to throw me words
Animal Crackers
Cause animal crackers is what I do when I eat MC's like a cannibal backwards
Ha ha, I got it, that's not it
Fake rappers been spotted
Broken Headphones
Like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home
You get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones
So I ain't trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother
Stretch Armstrong
Stretch Armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that I be drumming
Running with this **** when I kick a ***** in the stomach
And star wars, this car's a Taurus
Yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause I'm drunk off
Peanut Butter
Off peanut butter, you see my **** and you start to stutter
Start to utter, words that you shouldn't utter
Mark Whalberg
Cause Mark Whalberg is a small turd, and I'mma step on him like *******
A fore fist, so rappers just get off it, I come across with
Pulp Fiction
With pulp fiction, yo I'll eat you like a big gulp addiction
Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises
Brain Damage
Got brain damage, I'm dumber than rain man is
There's mayonnaise on this, I need a plain sandwich
Hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none
Fresh vegetables
With fresh vegetables, my testicles are hanging off to the left of you
You're *****ual, and there's a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that I
Be-
Preparation H
Preparation H, you didn't even let me finish my rhyme
Just shut up for one more time, while I just shine, on this
Microphone, cause I'mma be honest, any MC who tries to step to this
I'm making you a promise, that what? Give me a word
Nostradamus
That Nostradamus is blowing up your house, killing your foster mammas
And coming back to get your parents, well I have it
These rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold
Rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole
Times Square
In Times Square, I got blonde hair, I'm higher than con air
Rappers don't want to see me, I'll butt **** Goldie Hawn bare
In a lawn chair, cause I'm there
Kurt Russell
With Kurt Russell, saying "come here Goldie, you want my love muscle?"
I know you want it, I get blunted, then I
Kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees
Taxicab
With a taxicab, I'll smack a ***** with a maxi pad
Where we going? Don't ask me dad
Leave me alone, I'm not trying, to even hear you
Dad, I hope you're ****ing dying, off this porno mag
Yo, did you see my ad? Yo, wait a minute, did you see my ass?
Is what I meant to say, I meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary
For the century, Slim Shady's is gonna be the illest
Flamingos
What? Flamingos? My mother goes out and plays bingo
Every single day, at the bingo hall, that's why my **** is single, small
Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
DT's fired
But DT's fired, he's retired, he's not hired, yo plus I'm tired
Of busting and spitting this rhyme nonstop, I'm on top
Taking records to the pawnshop, stretch
Damn, see my big ick? Catch
Put a D in front of it, rappers don't want none of it
Coming with a ton of **** to spill, Slim Shady out, I get ill with the skill
Baby, aight baby, Slim Shady
Kick eighty million rhymes, till I'm older than Grady
Spilled gravy, all over my damn navy blue avi
Bye bye
Freestyle23LRC歌词
[00:00.614]Excrement
[00:01.424]Exclimate, is that what you said?
[00:03.696]My next defense, against these extra men
[00:06.570]Who try to step to me and wanna have *** again
[00:08.921]Vaseline
[00:09.522]You little sickass, I'll spray em with gasoline
[00:11.533]They try to jack me off with Vaseline
[00:13.623]My ass is mean, I smash your spleen
[00:15.895]When I crash the scene
[00:17.019]Cell Phone
[00:17.437]With a cell phone, now who the hell is home?
[00:19.579]Y'all can't tell Paul how to throw me words
[00:22.400]Animal Crackers
[00:23.105]Cause animal crackers is what I do when I eat MC's like a cannibal backwards
[00:27.311]Ha ha, I got it, that's not it
[00:29.819]Fake rappers been spotted
[00:30.315]Broken Headphones
[00:31.255]Like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home
[00:34.103]You get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones
[00:37.760]So I ain't trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother
[00:40.842]Stretch Armstrong
[00:41.704]Stretch Armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that I be drumming
[00:45.518]Running with this **** when I kick a ***** in the stomach
[00:48.131]And star wars, this car's a Taurus
[00:51.030]Yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause I'm drunk off
[00:53.329]Peanut Butter
[00:54.922]Off peanut butter, you see my **** and you start to stutter
[00:58.580]Start to utter, words that you shouldn't utter
[01:01.296]Mark Whalberg
[01:02.341]Cause Mark Whalberg is a small turd, and I'mma step on him like *******
[01:06.364]A fore fist, so rappers just get off it, I come across with
[01:09.237]Pulp Fiction
[01:11.144]With pulp fiction, yo I'll eat you like a big gulp addiction
[01:15.559]Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises
[01:19.922]Brain Damage
[01:20.575]Got brain damage, I'm dumber than rain man is
[01:23.762]There's mayonnaise on this, I need a plain sandwich
[01:26.086]Hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none
[01:29.796]Fresh vegetables
[01:30.684]With fresh vegetables, my testicles are hanging off to the left of you
[01:34.968]You're *****ual, and there's a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that I
[01:39.827]Be-
[01:40.140]Preparation H
[01:40.793]Preparation H, you didn't even let me finish my rhyme
[01:43.850]Just shut up for one more time, while I just shine, on this
[01:47.428]Microphone, cause I'mma be honest, any MC who tries to step to this
[01:50.615]I'm making you a promise, that what? Give me a word
[01:54.795]Nostradamus
[01:55.683]That Nostradamus is blowing up your house, killing your foster mammas
[01:59.863]And coming back to get your parents, well I have it
[02:02.580]These rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold
[02:05.270]Rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole
[02:07.830]Times Square
[02:08.274]In Times Square, I got blonde hair, I'm higher than con air
[02:13.107]Rappers don't want to see me, I'll butt **** Goldie Hawn bare
[02:16.137]In a lawn chair, cause I'm there
[02:17.966]Kurt Russell
[02:20.055]With Kurt Russell, saying "come here Goldie, you want my love muscle?"
[02:23.765]I know you want it, I get blunted, then I
[02:26.299]Kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees
[02:28.127]Taxicab
[02:29.329]With a taxicab, I'll smack a ***** with a maxi pad
[02:32.699]Where we going? Don't ask me dad
[02:34.788]Leave me alone, I'm not trying, to even hear you
[02:38.080]Dad, I hope you're ****ing dying, off this porno mag
[02:42.260]Yo, did you see my ad? Yo, wait a minute, did you see my ass?
[02:44.820]Is what I meant to say, I meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary
[02:49.182]For the century, Slim Shady's is gonna be the illest
[02:51.141]Flamingos
[02:51.899]What? Flamingos? My mother goes out and plays bingo
[02:55.556]Every single day, at the bingo hall, that's why my **** is single, small
[03:00.493]Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
[03:03.393]Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
[03:05.691]DT's fired
[03:06.632]But DT's fired, he's retired, he's not hired, yo plus I'm tired
[03:11.438]Of busting and spitting this rhyme nonstop, I'm on top
[03:14.913]Taking records to the pawnshop, stretch
[03:17.316]Damn, see my big ick? Catch
[03:20.111]Put a D in front of it, rappers don't want none of it
[03:22.671]Coming with a ton of **** to spill, Slim Shady out, I get ill with the skill
[03:27.530]Baby, aight baby, Slim Shady
[03:32.963]Kick eighty million rhymes, till I'm older than Grady
[03:38.710]Spilled gravy, all over my damn navy blue avi
[03:52.398]Bye bye
