My Band
(New York, oh, New York, oh, New York, oh)
I don't know, dude (New York, oh)
I think these guys all jealous of me (New York, oh) and sx1t
'Cause I'm like (New York, oh), the lead singer of the band, dude (New York, oh)
They got a problem with me (New York)
They should take it up with me after the show, because
These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"
They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him
Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's (Eminem)
I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock
Please, Marshall, please, let me (suck your c0ck)"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage
So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me
But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
This rockstar sx1t is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me, because these
These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
All because I'm the lead singer of my band (Look)
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band
Baby, yeah (Kick it, Swift!)
You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you?
ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van, and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva"
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cause you know, it's lookin' smaller than a (Decimal)
See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map
Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back
Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t
Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks
Yo, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
No, I had an interview, not you two
You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck
And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best
Ayo, New York, can I say somethin'?
Ayo, Em!
You got somethin' to say?
Man, nuttin'
Thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, n1xxa, shut up
You ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
Man, I was about to talk right after you (Put your hands up, New York!), I swear, man
These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
(Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan
Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band!"
We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments
So why he gettin' 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin' funny every area code
Proof, carry my bag!
B1xch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12)
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
Told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk
"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)
"Superman" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)
Fvxk the media, I got some suggestions
Fvxk Marshall (Fvxk Marshall!), ask us some questions
Like, "Who are D12?" "How we get started?"
(But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big-axs stomach, y'all think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band
I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
And it just tears my axs apart
To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this)
D12!
D-Twizzie (Yeah, Swift)
Let's talk about it
New York
My BandLRC歌词
[00:00.000](New York, oh, New York, oh, New York, oh)
[00:04.519]I don't know, dude (New York, oh)
[00:06.348]I think these guys all jealous of me (New York, oh) and sx1t
[00:08.908]'Cause I'm like (New York, oh), the lead singer of the band, dude (New York, oh)
[00:12.304]They got a problem with me (New York)
[00:13.976]They should take it up with me after the show, because
[00:15.935]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
[00:19.958]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
[00:23.954]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
[00:28.029]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:31.504]So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
[00:33.724]Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
[00:37.799]I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"
[00:39.758]They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him
[00:41.718]Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's (Eminem)
[00:43.703]I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock
[00:45.767]Please, Marshall, please, let me (suck your c0ck)"
[00:47.438]Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.737]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:51.513]All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:53.473]Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage
[00:55.536]So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me
[00:57.469]But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:59.507]'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.492]Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
[01:03.530]Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.489]'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
[01:07.657]This rockstar sx1t is the life for me
[01:09.642]And all the other guys just despise me, because these
[01:12.098]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
[01:16.016]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
[01:20.065]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
[01:24.036]All because I'm the lead singer of my band (Look)
[01:27.275]My band, my band
[01:29.287]My band, my band
[01:31.220]My band, my band
[01:33.205]My band, my band
[01:35.190]My band
[01:38.560]Baby, yeah (Kick it, Swift!)
[01:43.758]You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you?
[01:45.822]ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)
[01:47.886]Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.793]But we in the van, and he in a tour bus
[01:51.804]You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
[01:53.659]And no, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva"
[01:55.827]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
[01:57.551]'Cause you know, it's lookin' smaller than a (Decimal)
[01:59.562]See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but
[02:01.626]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:03.559]So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map
[02:05.571]Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back
[02:07.608]Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t
[02:09.593]Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks
[02:11.579]Yo, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
[02:13.590]No, I had an interview, not you two
[02:15.523]You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:17.613]And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best
[02:19.938]Ayo, New York, can I say somethin'?
[02:21.505]Ayo, Em!
[02:22.106]You got somethin' to say?
[02:23.177]Man, nuttin'
[02:23.595]Thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?
[02:25.528]Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, n1xxa, shut up
[02:27.592]You ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
[02:29.577]Man, I was about to talk right after you (Put your hands up, New York!), I swear, man
[02:32.111]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
[02:36.029]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
[02:40.052]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
[02:43.997]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:47.523]They say the lead singer's rock, but the group does not
[02:49.613]Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
[02:51.598]I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
[02:53.531]I should cut his mic off when the music starts
[02:55.491](Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan
[02:57.580]Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band!"
[03:00.062]We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments
[03:01.603]So why he gettin' 90 and we only get 10 percent?
[03:03.641]And these guys actin' funny every area code
[03:05.678]Proof, carry my bag!
[03:06.619]B1xch, carry your own
[03:07.585]Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
[03:09.597]Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
[03:12.052]Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12)
[03:13.829]Time for me to go solo and make some loot
[03:15.814]Told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:17.486]'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk
[03:19.811]"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)
[03:21.848]"Superman" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)
[03:23.833]Fvxk the media, I got some suggestions
[03:25.793]Fvxk Marshall (Fvxk Marshall!), ask us some questions
[03:27.856]Like, "Who are D12?" "How we get started?"
[03:29.633](But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded?
[03:31.853]Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:34.100]Big-axs stomach, y'all think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)
[03:35.850]50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
[03:37.861]Did two and a half and couldn't get up
[03:39.820]Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band
[03:41.701]I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
[03:44.078]Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
[03:50.034]And it just tears my axs apart
[03:54.031]To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this)
[04:07.327]D12!
[04:16.052]D-Twizzie (Yeah, Swift)
[04:18.847]Let's talk about it
[04:19.762]New York
