Real Shit
作曲 : Kyle Harvey/Allan Grigg/Robert Shea Taylor
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
When you're dancing with someone and you think it's lit
But when the lights turn on and they look like piss
That's some real ****
When you're too ****ed up and you're at the club
But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot
That's some real ****
Sometimes, oh some real ****
Life's a real bitch, mhm
But I'm okay, I'm still happy
I won't quit
That's some real ****
When he says he'll call back so you made no plans
But now it's 3 AM 'cause he never called back
That's some real ****
When you say you're too grown for that drama mess
But when it really comes down you're still into it
That's some real ****
Oh, most times, on some real ****
Life's a real ****, oh yeah
But I'm okay, I'm still happy
I won't quit
'Cause that's that real ****
Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
I gotta, uh ****
This that real ****
So you know when you're out with your chick
And you gotta spend a grip
Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp
But your bank accounts on chicken strips
And she don't give a ****?
Then you gotta buy her movie tix
And you try to lean in for a kiss
And she says 'I'm not in the mood'
And then you say 'hmm'
And she says 'what?'
You know what... nothing, ****
And the movies weak so you go to sleep
And then you start to have this dream
That your forgot to lock your screen
And now she's going through your texts
So you wake up like Mr Krabs
And she's all like 'Who's Stephanie?'
Um, you mean my cousin? Geez yeah, since 1993
You don't work for TMZ
There's nothing here behind the scene
You're not homies with Scoobie Doo
This is not a mystery
You can check my history
I've only been to Pornhub once
And went to church the morning of
Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I've never been more in love
I just wanna get more in touch
Then she gets a call from Gabby
Her attitude was extra crappy
Now it's hella happy
And you just sitting there like damn what the **** just happened?
So you call up NASA
And even they don't got the answers
That's that real ****
Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
That's that real ****
Yeah
That's that real ****, oh yeah
Mmm
Real **** you know?
Real ShitLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Kyle Harvey/Allan Grigg/Robert Shea Taylor
[00:03.55]Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:11.87]When you're dancing with someone and you think it's lit
[00:14.94]But when the lights turn on and they look like piss
[00:17.75]That's some real ****
[00:24.24]When you're too ****ed up and you're at the club
[00:27.36]But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot
[00:30.48]That's some real ****
[00:36.73]Sometimes, oh some real ****
[00:42.45]Life's a real bitch, mhm
[00:48.66]But I'm okay, I'm still happy
[00:54.46]I won't quit
[00:58.79]That's some real ****
[01:01.68]When he says he'll call back so you made no plans
[01:04.50]But now it's 3 AM 'cause he never called back
[01:07.63]That's some real ****
[01:13.67]When you say you're too grown for that drama mess
[01:17.16]But when it really comes down you're still into it
[01:20.07]That's some real ****
[01:25.72]Oh, most times, on some real ****
[01:32.11]Life's a real ****, oh yeah
[01:38.68]But I'm okay, I'm still happy
[01:44.48]I won't quit
[01:47.77]'Cause that's that real ****
[01:51.05]Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[01:54.14]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[01:57.27]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[02:02.26]I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
[02:03.91]When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[02:06.53]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[02:09.61]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[02:14.65]I gotta, uh ****
[02:15.63]This that real ****
[02:16.51]So you know when you're out with your chick
[02:18.14]And you gotta spend a grip
[02:19.42]Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp
[02:20.79]But your bank accounts on chicken strips
[02:22.69]And she don't give a ****?
[02:24.15]Then you gotta buy her movie tix
[02:25.77]And you try to lean in for a kiss
[02:27.47]And she says 'I'm not in the mood'
[02:29.21]And then you say 'hmm'
[02:32.14]And she says 'what?'
[02:33.38]You know what... nothing, ****
[02:34.81]And the movies weak so you go to sleep
[02:36.18]And then you start to have this dream
[02:37.60]That your forgot to lock your screen
[02:38.94]And now she's going through your texts
[02:40.64]So you wake up like Mr Krabs
[02:42.19]And she's all like 'Who's Stephanie?'
[02:43.88]Um, you mean my cousin? Geez yeah, since 1993
[02:46.19]You don't work for TMZ
[02:48.45]There's nothing here behind the scene
[02:49.90]You're not homies with Scoobie Doo
[02:51.42]This is not a mystery
[02:53.51]You can check my history
[02:54.98]I've only been to Pornhub once
[02:56.56]And went to church the morning of
[02:58.35]Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I've never been more in love
[03:01.22]I just wanna get more in touch
[03:02.91]Then she gets a call from Gabby
[03:04.90]Her attitude was extra crappy
[03:06.38]Now it's hella happy
[03:07.86]And you just sitting there like damn what the **** just happened?
[03:10.91]So you call up NASA
[03:12.46]And even they don't got the answers
[03:15.01]That's that real ****
[03:16.19]Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[03:18.55]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[03:21.50]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[03:26.28]I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
[03:28.12]When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[03:31.02]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[03:34.03]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[03:38.49]That's that real ****
[03:41.81]Yeah
[03:43.18]That's that real ****, oh yeah
[03:49.84]Mmm
[03:51.56]Real **** you know?
