My Band歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem/Proof/Kuniva/Swifty McVay/Bizarre/Steve King/Denaun Porter
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Eminem/Proof/Kuniva/Swifty McVay/Bizarre/Steve King/Denaun Porter
[00:03.213]I don't know, dude
[00:04.807]I think everybody's all jealous and sx1t
[00:07.236]'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude
[00:09.822]And I think everybody's got a fvxkin' problem with me, dude
[00:13.035]And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
[00:17.110]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band
[00:21.159]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:25.156]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
[00:29.179]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:32.627]So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
[00:34.926]Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
[00:38.975]I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"
[00:40.986]They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him
[00:42.867]Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's Eminem
[00:44.852]I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock
[00:47.020]Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your c0ck"
[00:48.666]Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:50.860]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:52.741]All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:54.727]Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage
[00:56.686]So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me
[00:58.619]But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[01:00.682]'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:02.668]Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
[01:04.705]Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:06.534]'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
[01:08.754]This rockstar sx1t is the life for me
[01:10.896]And all the other guys just despise me, because these
[01:13.038]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band
[01:17.087]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:21.162]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
[01:25.055]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[01:28.372]My band, my band
[01:30.358]My band, my band
[01:32.395]My band, my band
[01:34.328]My band, my band
[01:36.366]My band
[01:38.508](Alright, alright) Baby, yeah (Alright, give me the mic, man)
[01:41.486]Okay, dawg, give—come on
[01:42.975]Dude!
[01:43.367]Give me this mic!
[01:44.150]Ow, dude!
[01:45.012]You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh)
[01:46.919]ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)
[01:48.904]Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:50.838]But we in the van (Uh-huh), and he in a tour bus (Ha)
[01:52.875]You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
[01:54.678]And no, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva" (Come on!)
[01:56.820]And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
[01:58.570]'Cause our sx1t is lookin' smaller than a decimal
[02:00.607]See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but
[02:02.645]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah)
[02:04.630]So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map
[02:06.668]Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back
[02:08.627]Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t
[02:10.691]Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks
[02:12.650]Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
[02:14.661]No, I had an interview, not you two
[02:16.673]You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:18.606]And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best
[02:21.140]You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'
[02:22.681]Ayo, Em!
[02:23.203]You got somethin' to say?
[02:24.144]Man, nuttin'
[02:24.614]I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?
[02:26.651]Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up
[02:28.611]And you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
[02:30.674]Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear (Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!)
[02:33.130]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band
[02:37.127]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:41.176]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
[02:45.120]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:48.516]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
[02:50.632]Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
[02:52.643]How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?
[02:54.655]I should cut his mic off when the music starts
[02:56.483](Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan
[02:58.599]Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band!"
[03:01.055]We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments
[03:02.779]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
[03:04.633]And these guys actin' funny every area code
[03:06.619]Proof, carry my bag!
[03:07.559]B1xch, carry your own
[03:08.578]Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
[03:10.668]Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
[03:13.123]Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12)
[03:14.847]Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah)
[03:16.807]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:18.687]'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk (Take this)
[03:20.934]"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back
[03:22.919]"Superman" video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha)
[03:24.931]For the media, I got some suggestions
[03:26.916]Fvxk Marshall, ask us some questions
[03:28.666]Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"
[03:30.782](But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded?
[03:33.029]Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:35.118]Big-axs stomach, b1xches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)
[03:37.051]50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
[03:38.854]Did two and a half and couldn't get up
[03:40.891]Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band
[03:42.851]I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
[03:45.097]Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
[03:51.079]And it just tears my axs apart
[03:54.998]To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this)
[04:01.110]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
[04:05.159]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
[04:09.234]'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah)
[04:13.100]All because I'm the new Slim Sha— (Haha)
[04:16.366]My band, my band (Your band)
[04:18.377]My band, my band (Our band, your band)
[04:20.389]My band, my band (You man, you man)
[04:22.374]My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shanté, you l3sb1an)
[04:25.535]Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12!
[04:32.901]I'm the lead singer of my band
[04:34.103]I get all the girls to take off their underpants
[04:36.872]I'm the lead singer of my band
[04:38.100]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:40.712]My salsa, woah, woah, woah
[04:42.984]Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
[04:46.642]My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
[04:48.705]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:51.082]And take off their underpants
[04:52.624]My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:55.158]And take off their underpants
[04:56.725]My salsa
[04:58.005]Where'd everybody go?