Online歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace
[00:00.508] 作曲 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace
[00:01.17]Online
[00:22.23]I work down at the pizza pit
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[00:25.41]And I drive and old Hundai
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[00:29.35]I still live with my mom and dad
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[00:32.60]I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic
[00:38.33]Mild athsmatic
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[00:40.01]Never been to 2nd base
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[00:43.08]But there's a whole nother me
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[00:47.20]Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood
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[00:54.70]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
[00:58.16]I drive a Mazarati
[00:59.29]I'm a black belt in Karate
[01:01.16]And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
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[01:09.17]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
[01:12.48]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[01:16.04]Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online
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[01:23.02]So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom
[01:30.14]And she fixes me a snack
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[01:33.83]I head down to my basement bedroom
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[01:37.77]And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I
[01:44.58]Ever even been to LA
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[01:47.77]Was when I got the chance with the marching band
[01:51.46]To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu
[01:59.46]I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ
[02:02.39]I'm single and I'm rich
[02:04.14]And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[02:13.84]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
[02:17.02]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[02:20.78]Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
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[02:27.65]Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date
[02:34.96]Let alone a real girlfriend
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[02:38.22]But I grow another foot
[02:40.28]And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
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[03:00.28]Online I'm out in Hollywood
[03:04.27]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
[03:07.71]Even on a slow day' I can have a three way
[03:11.21]Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
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[03:18.09]Yeah I'm cooler online
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[03:21.22]I'm so much cooler online
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[03:25.22]Yeah I'm cooler online