《水果赋》歌词

[00:00.344]水果赋-周东亮
[00:06.363]马山芋头老乡绅
[00:14.194]杨花萝卜恶光棍
[00:19.492]看见新娘水呃红菱
[00:23.328]长得又白又呃是嫩
[00:27.217]一个弹眉毛一个眨眼晴
[00:32.202]想吃豆腐来寻开心
[00:36.468]南瓜看见光火冒
[00:38.811]上前就打抱不平
[00:41.417]塘西甘蔗勿容情
[00:44.00]上前就打一闷棍
[00:48.99]打得芋头泥呃里滚
[00:51.800]打得萝卜两段分
[00:55.664]动手辰光不当心
[00:59.142]还带害左右众乡亲
[01:07.222]葫芦藤牵到葡萄藤
[01:16.269]柿子踏扁成柿饼
[01:21.197]番茄急得脸发红
[01:23.900]水密桃急得一旁泪盈盈
[01:28.995]梅子急得脸发青
[01:32.832]樱桃急得来翻眼晴
[01:36.574]香瓜急得脸发黄
[01:39.216]西瓜急得格鼓胀病
[01:41.705]岔开石榴头顶心
[01:44.257]打出来子孙一大群
[01:46.836]诸位要问啥事情
[01:50.579]水果在打架是犯人命