Gaston
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man.
No one says no to Gaston.
Darn right.
Dismissed, rejected...
publicly humiliated.
Why, it's more than I can bear.
More beer?
What for?
Nothing helps.
I'm disgraced.
Who, you?
Never!
Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No... one's... Slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team
They prefer to be on,
No... one's... been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft
In his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
No... one... Fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see, I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match,
nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating
Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
No... one... Shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
Gaston!
GastonLRC歌词
[00:01.81]Who does she think she is?
[00:04.89]That girl has tangled with the wrong man.
[00:06.71]No one says no to Gaston.
[00:08.73]Darn right.
[00:10.30]Dismissed, rejected...
[00:12.60]publicly humiliated.
[00:14.28]Why, it's more than I can bear.
[00:16.33]More beer?
[00:17.40]What for?
[00:18.57]Nothing helps.
[00:20.22]I'm disgraced.
[00:21.34]Who, you?
[00:22.38]Never!
[00:23.78]Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
[00:27.31]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
[00:30.21]Looking so down in the dumps
[00:33.60]Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
[00:36.85]Even when taking your lumps
[00:39.97]There's no man in town as admired as you
[00:43.21]You're everyone's favorite guy
[00:46.48]Everyone's awed and inspired by you
[00:50.24]And it's not very hard to see why
[00:58.28]No... one's... Slick as Gaston
[01:03.65]No one's quick as Gaston
[01:05.20]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
[01:08.60]For there's no man in town half as manly
[01:11.48]Perfect, a pure paragon
[01:15.23]You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley
[01:17.91]And they'll tell you whose team
[01:20.57]They prefer to be on,
[01:23.95]No... one's... been like Gaston
[01:28.24]A kingpin like Gaston
[01:29.65]No one's got a swell cleft
[01:31.55]In his chin like Gaston
[01:33.40]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[01:37.60]My, what a guy, that Gaston
[01:40.61]Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"
[01:43.46]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
[01:48.79]No... one... Fights like Gaston
[01:52.90]Douses lights like Gaston
[01:54.74]In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
[01:58.13]For there's no one as burly and brawny
[02:01.31]As you see, I've got biceps to spare
[02:04.71]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right
[02:08.48]And every last inch of me's covered with hair
[02:12.70]No one hits like Gaston
[02:13.21]Matches wits like Gaston
[02:14.82]In a spitting match,
[02:16.47]nobody spits like Gaston
[02:18.28]I'm especially good at expectorating
[02:22.40]Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston!
[02:25.90]When I was a lad
[02:26.78]I ate four dozen eggs
[02:28.43]Every morning to help me get large
[02:31.63]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
[02:35.70]So I'm roughly the size of a barge
[02:41.23]No... one... Shoots like Gaston
[02:46.30]Makes those beauts like Gaston
[02:47.68]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[02:51.40]I use antlers in all of my decorating
[02:55.50]Say it again
[02:56.55]Who's a man among men?
[02:58.90]And then say it once more
[02:59.64]Who's the hero next door?
[03:01.37]Who's a super success?
[03:02.98]Don't you know? Can't you guess?
[03:04.41]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
[03:07.70]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[03:15.90]And his name's G-A-S- T -
[03:22.61]G-A-S-T - E -
[03:24.96]G-A-S-T-O - oh!
[03:27.90]Gaston!
