Skit 1歌词

作词 : D. Jolicoeur/P. Huston/K. Mercer/V. Mason
作曲 : D. Jolicoeur/P. Huston/K. Mercer/V. Mason
INTRO
Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong
storybook!
When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page.
And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is
Dead.
*
PLAYGROUND HONEYS:
- Oh my God, Vanilla Ice...
- He's so fly!
- The boy is so good.
- Did you see his body?
- He could dance too.
- He could.
- He's better than any rapper I ever seen!
- And plus his dancers!
- He's so jammin'!
*
JEFF:
Yo, what's up?
HONEYS:
Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
JEFF:
Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage.
HONEYS:
For real? Let's hear it!
JEFF:
No!
HONEYS:
Aww, be like that!
*
MISTA LAWNGE:
What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
HONEYS:
Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!
JEFF:
Leave me alone!
LAWNGE:
What do we have here?
JEFF:
Nothing!
LAWNGE:
Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk!
HONEYS:
Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh!
LAWNGE:
I want the tape!
JEFF:
It's mine!
HONEYS:
Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam him, Jeff!
*
LAWNGE:
Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey ****snot, buttcrust, get over here!
D.J. AUB:
What's up baby?
MASE:
Coolin'!
LAWNGE:
I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the box? The box!
MASE:
So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!
AUB:
I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus! ...28. For 3 Feet High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk.