Egg Man
作词 : Beastie Boys ...
Egg Man （Live） -Beastie Boys
Written by ：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
Yeh that's right I'm the egg man
Driving around king of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
You know I'm the egg man
Once upon a time
Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings plaguing la
Yo they just got my little cousin ese
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
Up on the roof in my car
Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite
The mack I'm the egg man
Taxi driver I'm the egg man
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham yosemite sam
Come halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker k pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
Egg ManLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Beastie Boys ...
[00:00.666]Egg Man （Live） -Beastie Boys
[00:01.593]Written by ：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond
[00:16.925]I looked out the window and seen his bald head
[00:18.767]I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
[00:20.798]Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
[00:22.797]Launched that shot and he was caught out there
[00:24.964]Saw the convertible driving by
[00:26.789]Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
[00:28.901]He went for his to find he didn't have one
[00:30.948]Put him in check correct with my egg gun
[00:33.317]The egg a symbol of life
[00:35.108]Go inside your house and bust out your wife
[00:37.68]Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke
[00:39.202]The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
[00:41.330]Reached in his pocket took all his cash
[00:43.282]Left my man standing with an egg moustache
[00:45.362]Suckers they come a dime a dozen
[00:47.506]And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
[00:51.595]Yeh that's right I'm the egg man
[00:54.605]Driving around king of the town
[00:59.05]Always got my windows rolled down
[01:02.429]You know I'm the egg man
[01:04.580]Once upon a time
[01:06.36]Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg
[01:08.132]He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
[01:10.236]Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
[01:11.968]Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot
[01:14.176]Which came first the chicken or the egg
[01:16.191]I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
[01:18.320]Riding the trains in between cars
[01:20.336]When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
[01:22.576]Drive by eggings plaguing la
[01:24.368]Yo they just got my little cousin ese
[01:26.465]Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
[01:28.511]It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
[01:30.936]People laugh it's no joke
[01:31.912]My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
[01:34.521]Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
[01:36.761]It was then that I caught catching people out there
[01:38.617]Up on the roof in my car
[01:42.371]Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite
[01:47.128]The mack I'm the egg man
[01:50.200]Taxi driver I'm the egg man
[01:55.334]We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
[01:59.271]We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back
[02:03.628]Sam I am down with the program
[02:05.612]Green eggs and ham yosemite sam
[02:07.596]Come halloween you know I come strapped
[02:09.612]I throw it at a sucker k pap
[02:11.613]You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
[02:13.868]You go through life with egg on your face
[02:15.661]You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
[02:17.756]You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
[02:19.894]Families puck rocks the businessman
[02:21.685]I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
[02:23.860]Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
[02:25.830]But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
