Car Thief
Car Thief -Beastie Boys （兽男孩）
Some static started in the pool hall
Hit a motherf**ker's face with the cue ball
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the booty with a plank B
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
See I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your motherf**kin'a**
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it
People always trying to get next to me
I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy
I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with the money hungry miser
Had a cane filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
You can't deny me you always want to try me
Yo you're just gonna get your a**kicked
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beast
Smoking that dust at St Anthony's Feast
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
So like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
Space cake cookies I discover who I am
I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
Said goodbye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
My mind is kinda rhymin'and I think I oughta think
So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
I feel like it is always the beginning
Of another rhyme I'm rapping MCing I rock
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped
Car ThiefLRC歌词
[00:00.00]Car Thief -Beastie Boys （兽男孩）
[00:21.303]Some static started in the pool hall
[00:24.452]Hit a motherf**ker's face with the cue ball
[00:27.101]Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
[00:29.481]So I smacked her in the booty with a plank B
[00:32.391]Me and my crew out breaking windows
[00:35.101]The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
[00:37.791]Possession is half the law
[00:40.41]I had my routines before all y'all
[00:42.791]Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
[00:45.521]You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
[00:48.141]See I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
[00:51.360]Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
[00:53.790]Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
[00:56.650]Or Mookie's gonna kick your motherf**kin'a**
[00:59.169]You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
[01:02.199]See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
[01:15.194]I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
[01:17.894]I don't buy cheeba I grow it
[01:20.824]People always trying to get next to me
[01:22.894]I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy
[01:25.564]I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
[01:28.553]Because I had to deal with the money hungry miser
[01:31.603]Had a cane filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
[01:34.43]Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
[01:36.483]You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
[01:39.183]My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
[01:42.43]You can't deny me you always want to try me
[01:45.42]Yo you're just gonna get your a**kicked
[01:47.852]Homeboy throw in the towel
[01:49.822]Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
[01:52.282]The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beast
[01:55.352]Smoking that dust at St Anthony's Feast
[02:09.112]All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
[02:11.482]Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
[02:14.362]Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
[02:16.712]The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
[02:19.202]So like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
[02:21.852]Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
[02:24.982]Space cake cookies I discover who I am
[02:27.542]I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
[02:30.332]Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
[02:32.921]Said goodbye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
[02:35.431]My mind is kinda rhymin'and I think I oughta think
[02:38.271]So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
[02:40.841]So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
[02:43.361]I feel like it is always the beginning
[02:45.511]Of another rhyme I'm rapping MCing I rock
[02:48.701]You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped
