Anything You Can Do歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Irving Berlin
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Irving Berlin
[00:08.68]Barbra Streisand：
[00:09.17]Hi Melissa
[00:10.34]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:10.90]Oh wow Barbra Streisand
[00:13.13]Barbra Streisand：
[00:14.16]Streisand like sand on the beach soft S
[00:16.73]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:17.29]Right sorry what are you doing here
[00:18.41]Barbra Streisand：
[00:18.90]I'm here to see the director
[00:20.37]He cast me as the lead in of his new movie
[00:22.47]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:22.57]He cast me as the lead in his new movie
[00:24.41]Barbra Streisand：
[00:24.51]That's impossible
[00:24.57]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:24.78]Yeah well we'll see
[00:26.12]Barbra Streisand：
[00:26.69]Really
[00:26.96]
[00:28.02]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:28.63]Any part you can play I can play better
[00:31.11]Barbra Streisand：
[00:31.63]No I can play any part better than you
[00:33.62]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:34.18]No you can't
[00:34.88]Barbra Streisand：
[00:35.58]Yes I can
[00:36.07]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:36.75]No you can't
[00:36.95]Barbra Streisand：
[00:37.53]Yes I can
[00:38.01]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:38.58]No you can't
[00:38.68]Barbra Streisand：
[00:38.77]Yes I can yes I can
[00:40.43]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:41.40]Any laugh you can get I can get bigger
[00:44.41]Barbra Streisand：
[00:44.98]I can get any laugh as big as you
[00:47.58]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:47.79]With one look
[00:48.35]Barbra Streisand：
[00:48.83]With a glance
[00:49.31]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:49.88]Till they cry
[00:50.05]Barbra Streisand：
[00:50.77]Wet their pants
[00:51.28]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:51.77]Till they roar
[00:52.33]Barbra Streisand：
[00:52.43]Till they're sore
[00:52.79]Both：
[00:53.12]I'll get more
[00:54.10]Barbra Streisand：
[00:54.67]I can belt a d flat and I'll never be flat
[00:57.86]Melissa McCarthy：
[00:58.34]I don't have to warm up I can act a storm up
[01:00.93]Barbra Streisand：
[01:01.41]I can do a concert tour
[01:03.96]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:04.58]With hip hop and rap
[01:05.81]Barbra Streisand：
[01:06.29]Well after I've had a nap
[01:07.61]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:08.18]You got me there
[01:08.86]Barbra Streisand：
[01:09.42]Are You'related to matthew
[01:10.85]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:11.42]No that's mcconaughey
[01:12.04]Barbra Streisand：
[01:12.73]What about paul
[01:13.24]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:13.74]That's mccartney
[01:14.20]Barbra Streisand：
[01:14.69]Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry
[01:16.23]
[01:16.74]Barbra Streisand：
[01:17.70]Any house you can build I can build better
[01:20.68]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:21.20]I can build any home grander than yours
[01:23.50]Barbra Streisand：
[01:24.10]With great taste
[01:24.60]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:25.12]With 10 johns
[01:25.65]Barbra Streisand：
[01:26.18]With restraint
[01:26.51]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:26.96]Lottsa bronze with a moat and a wall
[01:29.08]Barbra Streisand：
[01:29.65]With a mall
[01:30.03]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:30.55]A mall
[01:30.95]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:31.47]In any comedy I can be crasser
[01:34.27]I can be cruder and crasser than you
[01:37.09]Barbra Streisand：
[01:37.55]With a belch
[01:37.98]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:38.39]With a burp
[01:38.95]Barbra Streisand：
[01:39.05]With a shrug
[01:39.60]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:40.29]With a slurp You're too clean
[01:41.46]Barbra Streisand：
[01:41.66]Well I'm just not obscene
[01:42.93]Barbra Streisand：
[01:44.77]You're a dirty talker
[01:45.80]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:46.31]You played mother fawker
[01:47.26]Barbra Streisand：
[01:47.63]Bridesmaid's a keeper
[01:49.06]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:49.61]Prince of tides a weeper
[01:50.85]Barbra Streisand：
[01:51.36]We agree on quite a lot
[01:53.61]Melissa McCarthy：
[01:54.32]Hey let's make amends
[01:55.25]Barbra Streisand：
[01:55.44]Yeah
[01:55.80]Both：
[01:56.63]We should be friends
[01:57.35]Barbra Streisand：
[01:57.93]What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence
[02:00.07]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:00.58]I don't know what
[02:01.20]Barbra Streisand：
[02:01.64]A widower
[02:01.96]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:02.44]Ha
[02:03.49]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:04.35]Anything men can do we can do better
[02:06.88]Barbra Streisand：
[02:07.41]Anything men can do we can do too
[02:10.18]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:10.69]Steal a scene
[02:11.16]Barbra Streisand：
[02:11.59]Stop the show
[02:12.05]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:12.52]Fill the seats
[02:13.09]Both：
[02:13.63]S r o
[02:13.73]Barbra Streisand：
[02:13.82]Have a child
[02:14.34]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:14.85]With a man
[02:15.52]Barbra Streisand：
[02:15.62]Yes we can
[02:16.35]
[02:16.89]Both：
[02:17.52]We were underrated teased and deprecated
[02:20.50]But we sent em reeling
[02:22.26]Through the glass ceiling
[02:23.76]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:24.41]There is nothing we can't do
[02:26.73]Barbra Streisand：
[02:27.21]Well can you bake a pie
[02:28.18]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:28.69]No
[02:28.85]Barbra Streisand：
[02:29.49]Neither can I you know anything I can do we can do better
[02:35.44]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:36.01]We can do anything better as two
[02:38.65]
[02:39.89]Barbra Streisand：
[02:40.37]Make chick flicks
[02:40.86]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:41.33]Buddy pics
[02:41.64]Barbra Streisand：
[02:42.09]As a team we're a dream
[02:43.04]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:43.59]You're the bomb
[02:44.09]Barbra Streisand：
[02:44.58]Huh
[02:44.74]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:45.27]You'll be great
[02:45.81]Barbra Streisand：
[02:46.31]Really
[02:46.49]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:47.02]As my mom
[02:50.04]Barbra Streisand：
[02:50.58]Your mom don't you mean sister
[02:52.05]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:52.70]OK
[02:53.15]Barbra Streisand：
[02:53.72]Why would you say a thing like that
[02:53.98]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:54.08]Touchy
[02:54.11]Barbra Streisand：
[02:54.35]No I mean
[02:55.56]Melissa McCarthy：
[02:56.08]Fine
[02:56.23]Both：
[02:56.76]I'm your fan
[02:57.36]Yes we can yes we can
[02:58.74]
[02:59.95]Yes we can
[03:00.74]
[03:01.64]Melissa McCarthy：
[03:02.63]Can I call you babs now
[03:04.01]Barbra Streisand：
[03:04.51]No too soon