99 Bottles歌词

[00:03.26]Get your booze, light your blunts up, get your hard drugs, and we doing it.
[00:08.21]I serve your ass like John McEnroe
[00:10.22]Put a .45 Colt to the back of your skull
[00:12.39]Cut my finger on a razor blade bagging up blow
[00:14.50]Hit the back door with a little strag and a ho
[00:16.63]Yeah you heard the news
[00:18.67]That I’m back from the grave just to murder yous
[00:20.52]And I’ve been up in the streets kicking curbs in shoes
[00:22.96]Number one draft pick with the vertical
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[00:25.02]White men can’t jump nah but I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump
[00:28.84]I come from a hood you do not come from
[00:31.15]If you think I’m no good take a shot dumb dumb
[00:33.59]Dummy come and try to take **** from me
[00:35.52]Little rookie, looky how the cookie’s so crumby
[00:37.52]I ain’t owe the dealer or the bookie no money
[00:39.81]I just owe it to the world cause I’m looking so funny
[00:41.76]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:43.62]99 problems and you’re hearing them all
[00:45.69]99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[00:49.94]Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[00:53.93]Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:58.49]She asked 99 times for a sixty-nine
[00:59.86]And love how I rhyme with a shifty mind
[01:02.42]I told her 99 times that the **** was mine
[01:04.42]Make it 98, the ***** was one sip behind
[01:06.62]And if I don’t make it I’mma switch to crime
[01:08.87]But I’m leaning real hard on this gift of mine
[01:10.93]Wouldn’t you if you were spitting so sewer
[01:12.94]Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua
[01:15.00]You’re like what’s he think cause a milk and Kahlua is a ***** drink
[01:18.94]What’s a dime piece worth if her ***** stinks?
[01:21.32]I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink
[01:23.44]I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink
[01:25.63]So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think
[01:27.83]I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink
[01:29.89]Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink
[01:32.01]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:33.81]99 problems and you’re hearing them all
[01:35.94]99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[01:40.12]Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[01:44.42]Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the
[01:48.59]I’m the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot
[01:50.71]He’s back from Hell and the demon is hot
[01:52.72]I’m a nightmare now, are you dreaming or not?
[01:54.72]Jumping out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop
[01:56.77]Oh I don’t know what you take me as
[01:58.42]A snake in the grass or maybe I’m an atheist
[02:00.72]But you ************s scared of my crazy ass
[02:02.79]I’ll cut you up and put you in a Macy’s bag
[02:05.66]And **** what the media thinks
[02:07.10]I translate Sally Wong just to read to the *chinks*
[02:09.03]If you don’t get I’m fooling around
[02:11.78]I’ll hold your head under till the water in a pool you drown
[02:13.67]Clutching the Uzi, shoot it around
[02:15.48]Popping your top off a beautiful sound
[02:17.40]So when the city burns down all the looters around
[02:19.59]Stay stuck in the ****ing dirt like a root in the ground
[02:21.84]99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:24.09]99 problems and you’re hearing them all
[02:26.22]99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[02:30.63]Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[02:34.07]Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the