MY DICK歌词

[00:00]E-e-e-very time I look at my ************
[00:03]************, ************, ************
[00:05]Call me on the dog and bone
[00:07]All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
[00:09]Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
[00:11]Northern Mancky, ******-munchers
[00:13]My ************’s bigger than your brother
[00:15]Pu************ng twenty-five stone like your mother
[00:17]My ************’s bigger than Wales
[00:18]And your ************’s smaller than a mother******' snail
[00:20]Ma bite mec
[00:22]Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
[00:24]Ta bite mec
[00:26]Ca voit meme pas le jour
[00:28]My ************ like the Mississippi river
[00:32]My ************ ask your ************, what's for dinner?
[00:35]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
[00:43]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
[00:50]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
[00:58]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
[01:05]Yeah dog, it's mother******' kid cuisine
[01:06]My ************ is bigger than Mr. Clean
[01:08]So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
[01:10]Your ************ look like Adam Levine
[01:12]My ************ like Pinocchio nose
[01:13]I lie and I just watch it grow
[01:16]I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
[01:18]While your ************ is small like Frodo
[01:19]Okay now
[01:20]Young punk in this mother******
[01:22]Place looking right in this mother******
[01:24]Big ************ Clark in this mother******
[01:26]************ look like a ******' Nutter Butter
[01:27]Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
[01:30]************ so big, got a car alarm
[01:31]************ so big that it bought the farm
[01:32]Your ************ like Seth Rogen's arm
[01:35]Coming through with a big wang
[01:36]Doing things bigger than the big bang
[01:38]Your ************ don't got no name
[01:40]Your ************ call my ************ Ving Rhames
[01:42]V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[01:45]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
[01:53]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
[02:00]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
[02:08]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
[02:15]Your ************’s growing mold
[02:19]My ************ ************nes like gold
[02:23]Your ************’s like the Pope
[02:27]My ************ don’t get old
[02:31]Every morning I wake up and cry
[02:35]It’s too much ************ for one guy
[02:39]But if I donated my ************t to science
[02:42]Mother****** probably start a riot
[02:48]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
[02:56]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
[03:02]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
[03:11]Every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(That's a small ************)