MY D!CK歌词

[00:01.68]E-e-e-very time I look at my ****
[00:04.71]****, ****, ****
[00:07.29]Call me on the dog and bone
[00:09.01]All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
[00:11.03]Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
[00:12.80]Northern Mancky, ****-muncher
[00:14.57]My ****’s bigger than your brother
[00:16.24]Pu***ng twenty-five stone like your mother
[00:18.06]My ****’s bigger than Wales
[00:19.67]And your ****’s smaller than a mother******' snail
[00:21.89]Ma bite mec
[00:23.32]Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
[00:25.43]Ta bite mec
[00:26.70]Ca voit meme pas le jour
[00:29.79]My **** like the Mississippi river
[00:33.37]My **** ask your *****, what's for dinner?
[00:36.70]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
[00:43.83]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
[00:49.95](Goddamn)
[00:51.11]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
[00:58.54]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
[01:06.23]Yeah dog, it's mother******' Kid Cuisine
[01:08.05]My **** gets bigger than Mr. Clean
[01:09.71]So fresh you could swish it like Listerine
[01:11.68]Your **** look like Adam Levine
[01:13.36]My **** like Pinocchio nose
[01:15.12]I lie and I just watch it grow
[01:16.90]I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
[01:18.66]While your **** gets small like Frodo
[01:22.02]Young Bob Barker in this mother******
[01:23.28]Price looking right in this mother******
[01:25.00]Big **** Clark in this mother******
[01:26.77]**** look like a ******' Nutter Butter
[01:28.39]Got more wood than Barry Bonds
[01:30.05]**** so big, got a car alarm
[01:31.78]**** so big that it bought the farm
[01:33.59]Your ****'s like Seth Rogen's arm
[01:35.57]Coming through with a big wang
[01:37.54]Doing things bigger than the big bang
[01:39.46]Your **** don't got no name
[01:40.93]Your ***** call my **** Ving Rhames
[01:42.95]V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[01:46.58]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
[01:53.71]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
[01:59.72](Goddamn)
[02:00.89]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
[02:07.16](Goddamn)
[02:08.78]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
[02:14.50](Goddamn)
[02:16.17]Your ****’s growing mold
[02:19.71]My **** ***nes like gold
[02:23.53]Your ****’s like the Pope
[02:26.87]My **** don’t get old
[02:32.33]Every morning I wake up and cry
[02:36.22]It’s too much **** for one guy
[02:39.51]But if I donated my ***t to science
[02:43.20]Mother****** probably start a riot
[02:48.96]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
[02:55.03](Goddamn)
[02:56.45]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
[03:02.20](Goddamn)
[03:03.37]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"
[03:09.79](Goddamn)
[03:11.05]Every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"
[03:17.13](That's a small ****)