Tor Kraft
作词 : Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
作曲 : Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
Tor Kraft - Ylvis （伊尔维萨克兄弟）
Written by：Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
Producer ：Lars Devik/Ylvis
Shut up and listen I will show you how it's done
The process with your diving board has already begun
I can already tell that you're thinking too small
You need to build big or build nothing at all
I know it's not politically correct to say
But diving boards are tiny and well kind of gay
I won't hear another word about this diving board crap
Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the map
He's the man who makes it bigger
Tor can make it stronger
Everything is better with Kraft
He will use his power
Maximize the tower Tor Kraft
Priscilla cup of coffee
No the small one
The small one
Thank you
You see everything looks better if you maximize
If you like it then imagine it twice the size
Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
And then triple and quadruple it again and again
For location I'm thinking in the middle of the lake
Pointless and expensive and hard to make
Then we add a bridge built with floating cement
And then we scale it up 500percent
He's the man who makes it bigger
Tor can make it stronger
Everything is better with Kraft
Watch him use his power
To maximize the tower Tor Kraft
Quiet when he's etching
Silent when he's sketching
Genius at work Tor Kraft
Look he is on fire
Architect Messiah Tor Kraft
Yes yes yes I did it
The tower is finished
Genius creation
Diving board sensation
Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft
The tower's finished
Kraft you need it
Kraft he makes it
Kraft
He's Tor Kraft
Kraft
Tor KraftLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
[00:00.005] 作曲 : Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
[00:00.10]Tor Kraft - Ylvis （伊尔维萨克兄弟）
[00:00.20]Written by：Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
[00:00.654]Producer ：Lars Devik/Ylvis
[00:06.704]Shut up and listen I will show you how it's done
[00:09.851]The process with your diving board has already begun
[00:12.776]I can already tell that you're thinking too small
[00:16.387]You need to build big or build nothing at all
[00:19.309]I know it's not politically correct to say
[00:22.599]But diving boards are tiny and well kind of gay
[00:25.964]I won't hear another word about this diving board crap
[00:29.624]Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the map
[00:32.664]He's the man who makes it bigger
[00:34.560]Tor can make it stronger
[00:36.248]Everything is better with Kraft
[00:39.680]He will use his power
[00:41.223]Maximize the tower Tor Kraft
[00:47.106]Priscilla cup of coffee
[00:49.667]No the small one
[00:50.955]The small one
[00:51.770]Thank you
[00:52.554]You see everything looks better if you maximize
[00:55.674]If you like it then imagine it twice the size
[00:58.970]Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
[01:02.338]And then triple and quadruple it again and again
[01:05.602]For location I'm thinking in the middle of the lake
[01:09.139]Pointless and expensive and hard to make
[01:12.258]Then we add a bridge built with floating cement
[01:15.657]And then we scale it up 500percent
[01:20.754]He's the man who makes it bigger
[01:22.597]Tor can make it stronger
[01:24.245]Everything is better with Kraft
[01:27.693]Watch him use his power
[01:29.133]To maximize the tower Tor Kraft
[01:34.359]Quiet when he's etching
[01:35.791]Silent when he's sketching
[01:37.495]Genius at work Tor Kraft
[01:41.11]Look he is on fire
[01:42.427]Architect Messiah Tor Kraft
[01:46.760]Yes yes yes I did it
[01:51.401]The tower is finished
[01:54.449]Genius creation
[01:55.720]Diving board sensation
[01:57.391]Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft
[01:59.575]The tower's finished
[02:00.775]Kraft you need it
[02:02.491]Kraft he makes it
[02:04.163]Kraft
[02:07.35]He's Tor Kraft
[02:07.995]Kraft
