Dental Care
I brush my teeth
and look in the mirror
And laugh out loud
as I'm beaming from ear to ear
I'd rather pick flowers
instead of fight
And rather than flaunt my style
I'd flash you a smile
Of clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist
A thousand times, so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
but somehow I still get the chills
Have a seat
He says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand
And practically laughs at me
Open up nice and wide
He says, peering in
And with a smirk he says,
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to grin
When hygienists leave on long vacations
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes south
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
And shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist
A thousand times, so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
but somehow I still get the chills
Dental CareLRC歌词
[00:21.14]I brush my teeth
[00:23.27]and look in the mirror
[00:26.57]And laugh out loud
[00:30.17]as I'm beaming from ear to ear
[00:33.86]
[00:34.06]I'd rather pick flowers
[00:37.21]instead of fight
[00:40.83]And rather than flaunt my style
[00:43.33]I'd flash you a smile
[00:45.46]Of clean pearly whites
[00:49.07]
[00:49.91]I've been to the dentist
[00:52.01]A thousand times, so I know the drill
[00:56.12]I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
[00:59.13]but somehow I still get the chills
[01:02.92]
[01:03.52]Have a seat
[01:05.64]He says pleasantly
[01:08.85]As he shakes my hand
[01:12.20]And practically laughs at me
[01:15.78]
[01:16.00]Open up nice and wide
[01:19.22]He says, peering in
[01:22.72]And with a smirk he says,
[01:24.49]"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
[01:27.16]As he tries not to grin
[01:30.92]
[01:31.53]When hygienists leave on long vacations
[01:38.54]That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
[01:45.53]
[01:46.01]Talking only brings the toothaches on
[01:49.21]Because I say the stupidest things
[01:51.82]So if my resolve goes south
[01:54.34]I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
[01:57.40]And shut my mouth
[01:59.35]
[01:59.80]Golf and alcohol don't mix
[02:02.24]And that's why I don't drink and drive
[02:05.67]Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
[02:09.17]And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
[02:12.67]
[02:28.09]I've been to the dentist
[02:29.97]A thousand times, so I know the drill
[02:34.21]I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
[02:37.26]but somehow I still get the chills
