Lecithin's Tale Of A DNA Experiment That Went Horribly Awry
Here I sit planted in the mud
A mushroom of melted molecules
Where language has been reduced
We can only use abbreviations
Skjlb hjkgdfn uji ahfgsd uwiaan
Here comes the pony that one the tony
There were flaws in the experiment
I'll tell you about it
If you're interested to know
It was creepy the way they hovered above
End swooped down on the children
Their mouths agape exposing fangs of fire
Run children run
The three legged hyena cicadas migrated
To the small northern sea port village
Called durschfuch
The horrible insects congregated
Above the durschfuch elementary school
And would spend an indecent amount of time
Circling the playground
The citizens of the village
Were very alarmed by these new visitors
But since they were a god fearing community
And were not allowed to bring any harm
To any of god's creations
They had to pretend to ignore
The large grotesque arthropods
And continue on with their lives
As if there weren't any menacing predators
Swooping over their offspring
In time the hyena cicadas became hungry
And this in when the real terror ensued
As I stated earlier the adults of the village
Thought the best course of action
Was to pretend the insects didn't exist
And continued to send the children out
To the playground for recess
Every day the same thing occurred
The children would stand apprehensively
At the threshold of the front gate
Until the teachers ordered them outside to play
Then the children would run terrified
Towards the shelter of the banyan trees
That formed an oval around the perimeter
Of the school yard
There they would spend the duration of recess
Huddling together under the trees
Shaking with fear for the first few weeks
The children managed each day to narrowly
Cheat death by hiding below the trees
Eventually the hyena cicadas
Became mad with hunger
And resolved to become more aggressive
In their attempt to eat the children
One of the more intelligent cicadas
Who happened to be the most famished of all of them
Had the idea that some of the flock
Should hide among the foliage of the banyan trees
While the others swooped over the children as usual
Then when all of the children
Were in their normal positions under the trees
The hyena cicadas hiding in the branches
Would descend upon them and kill them
After that all of the flock
Could gather under the trees for a delicious feast
His plan worked perfectly
And the adults of the village watched helplessly
As the hyena cicadas ravenously devoured
Their beloved young ones
Lecithin's Tale Of A DNA Experiment That Went Horribly AwryLRC歌词
[00:01.46]Here I sit planted in the mud
[00:06.19]A mushroom of melted molecules
[00:10.63]
[00:11.85]Where language has been reduced
[00:14.68]We can only use abbreviations
[00:18.37]Skjlb hjkgdfn uji ahfgsd uwiaan
[00:21.06]Here comes the pony that one the tony
[00:25.89]
[00:27.21]There were flaws in the experiment
[00:32.74]I'll tell you about it
[00:33.94]If you're interested to know
[00:37.30]
[00:39.20]It was creepy the way they hovered above
[00:43.33]End swooped down on the children
[00:45.96]
[00:47.25]Their mouths agape exposing fangs of fire
[00:51.61]
[00:52.57]Run children run
[00:54.89]
[01:01.31]The three legged hyena cicadas migrated
[01:03.05]To the small northern sea port village
[01:05.04]Called durschfuch
[01:05.82]
[01:06.76]The horrible insects congregated
[01:08.23]Above the durschfuch elementary school
[01:10.19]And would spend an indecent amount of time
[01:12.04]Circling the playground
[01:12.83]
[01:13.98]The citizens of the village
[01:15.23]Were very alarmed by these new visitors
[01:16.88]But since they were a god fearing community
[01:18.43]And were not allowed to bring any harm
[01:20.01]To any of god's creations
[01:21.12]
[01:21.72]They had to pretend to ignore
[01:22.98]The large grotesque arthropods
[01:24.69]And continue on with their lives
[01:26.16]As if there weren't any menacing predators
[01:27.89]Swooping over their offspring
[01:28.88]
[01:30.21]In time the hyena cicadas became hungry
[01:32.26]And this in when the real terror ensued
[01:34.05]
[01:40.11]As I stated earlier the adults of the village
[01:42.21]Thought the best course of action
[01:43.42]Was to pretend the insects didn't exist
[01:44.88]
[01:45.51]And continued to send the children out
[01:46.98]To the playground for recess
[01:48.09]
[01:48.87]Every day the same thing occurred
[01:50.11]
[01:50.89]The children would stand apprehensively
[01:52.47]At the threshold of the front gate
[01:54.01]Until the teachers ordered them outside to play
[01:55.61]
[01:56.70]Then the children would run terrified
[01:58.13]Towards the shelter of the banyan trees
[02:00.16]That formed an oval around the perimeter
[02:01.75]Of the school yard
[02:02.47]
[02:03.36]There they would spend the duration of recess
[02:05.11]Huddling together under the trees
[02:07.00]Shaking with fear for the first few weeks
[02:13.28]The children managed each day to narrowly
[02:15.05]Cheat death by hiding below the trees
[02:16.64]
[02:17.42]Eventually the hyena cicadas
[02:18.79]Became mad with hunger
[02:19.73]
[02:20.27]And resolved to become more aggressive
[02:21.67]In their attempt to eat the children
[02:23.03]
[02:23.97]One of the more intelligent cicadas
[02:25.16]
[02:25.74]Who happened to be the most famished of all of them
[02:27.43]
[02:27.94]Had the idea that some of the flock
[02:29.44]Should hide among the foliage of the banyan trees
[02:31.09]
[02:31.59]While the others swooped over the children as usual
[02:33.83]Then when all of the children
[02:35.50]Were in their normal positions under the trees
[02:37.30]The hyena cicadas hiding in the branches
[02:39.16]Would descend upon them and kill them
[02:40.69]
[02:41.41]After that all of the flock
[02:42.84]Could gather under the trees for a delicious feast
[02:45.02]His plan worked perfectly
[02:45.94]
[02:46.45]And the adults of the village watched helplessly
[02:48.19]As the hyena cicadas ravenously devoured
[02:50.38]Their beloved young ones
[02:53.20]
