The Events Leading Up To The Collapse Of Detective Dulllight
There was jello in the fingerprints detective dulllight discovered
It proved to be the most important finding in the case
And where as detectives slocks and slovits
Slobbered over smutty photographs
Dulllight had a better lead to follow
He followed the ringing to the telephone where a voice asked
Excuse me aren't you so and so
Oh so and so since you left I have been eating only sweets
Cause they remind me of you
He felt this surely was a clue
So he climbed into the tub wearing his underwear and overcoat
Jumped aboard the model boat and followed the water down the drain
In his brain there are file cabinets
And secretaries filing their nails downstairs
But I don't want to talk about that room downstairs
At this moment detective slocks and slovets
Realize that since they had reported on the crime scene
This morning each of them has aged over fifty years
Two butterflies land on their shoulders and harmonize softly in their ears
Where did all the time go
Did you think that you'd stay young forever
But at least you're still together
The held hands in the moonlight
The butterflies flew away which prompted slovit's to say
Slocks removed a fountain pen from his breast pocket
Drove it deep into slovit's throat and began screeching
Death to the parchment whale the robot I am lasaile
While in prison slocks wrote one of the most revered exercises in free verse titled
The cause of gauze oh the cause of gauze
The manuels have fondled many memories from my lap though
Each memory has its own lap and swimmers swim laps
Even swimmers have laps however and while in that
Condition many require a delicate gauze
I desire only this in my decrepitude
That I will have one more opportunity
To serve as a gauze for my fellow man
And that in that state of gauze can somehow disturb
The world less often with my prickly fingers
When detective dulllight returning from the catacombs
First heard the news of the slocks and slovets
Stabbing and subsequent poetry enterprise
He immediately fell to the floor and began plucking peaches from his cheeks
This eventually became a tiresome activity
So he evaporated into the cream a float a child's bedtime coco
The Events Leading Up To The Collapse Of Detective DulllightLRC歌词
[00:00.710]There was jello in the fingerprints detective dulllight discovered
[00:02.090]
[00:03.050]It proved to be the most important finding in the case
[00:04.990]
[00:05.870]And where as detectives slocks and slovits
[00:07.620]Slobbered over smutty photographs
[00:08.840]
[00:12.260]Dulllight had a better lead to follow
[00:13.480]
[00:14.390]He followed the ringing to the telephone where a voice asked
[00:16.840]
[00:17.350]Excuse me aren't you so and so
[00:19.310]
[00:20.330]Oh so and so since you left I have been eating only sweets
[00:24.040]Cause they remind me of you
[00:25.930]
[00:26.830]He felt this surely was a clue
[00:27.990]
[00:28.590]So he climbed into the tub wearing his underwear and overcoat
[00:31.250]
[00:32.090]Jumped aboard the model boat and followed the water down the drain
[00:34.990]
[00:35.670]In his brain there are file cabinets
[00:37.920]
[00:38.590]And secretaries filing their nails downstairs
[00:42.610]
[00:44.150]But I don't want to talk about that room downstairs
[00:46.270]
[00:47.290]At this moment detective slocks and slovets
[00:49.660]Realize that since they had reported on the crime scene
[00:52.070]This morning each of them has aged over fifty years
[00:54.300]
[00:55.530]Two butterflies land on their shoulders and harmonize softly in their ears
[00:58.610]
[00:59.930]Where did all the time go
[01:01.820]
[01:03.720]Did you think that you'd stay young forever
[01:07.970]
[01:09.300]But at least you're still together
[01:13.550]
[01:15.270]The held hands in the moonlight
[01:16.380]
[01:17.240]The butterflies flew away which prompted slovit's to say
[01:19.680]
[01:25.120]Slocks removed a fountain pen from his breast pocket
[01:27.150]
[01:27.850]Drove it deep into slovit's throat and began screeching
[01:30.020]
[01:30.940]Death to the parchment whale the robot I am lasaile
[01:35.630]
[01:37.240]While in prison slocks wrote one of the most revered exercises in free verse titled
[01:41.450]
[01:42.020]The cause of gauze oh the cause of gauze
[01:46.130]
[01:46.780]The manuels have fondled many memories from my lap though
[01:51.350]Each memory has its own lap and swimmers swim laps
[01:55.640]
[01:56.960]Even swimmers have laps however and while in that
[02:00.700]Condition many require a delicate gauze
[02:04.380]
[02:05.220]I desire only this in my decrepitude
[02:08.420]That I will have one more opportunity
[02:10.940]To serve as a gauze for my fellow man
[02:13.340]
[02:14.530]And that in that state of gauze can somehow disturb
[02:17.780]The world less often with my prickly fingers
[02:21.210]
[02:22.530]When detective dulllight returning from the catacombs
[02:24.320]
[02:24.960]First heard the news of the slocks and slovets
[02:27.110]Stabbing and subsequent poetry enterprise
[02:29.460]He immediately fell to the floor and began plucking peaches from his cheeks
[02:33.040]
[02:34.910]This eventually became a tiresome activity
[02:36.070]
[02:37.020]So he evaporated into the cream a float a child's bedtime coco
[02:40.610]
