I've Become a Cliché歌词

You know how it is!
I'm... I'm...
I'm... I'm 40 now and
I got a family and
I got **** to do.
And, you know,
I made the decision when
I was 40...
I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?
No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?
This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!
It's... it's not even like drinking beer!
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
Okay, well,
I'll have a drink or two at shows, but only to loosen up.
I totally stopped doing drugs.
Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different.
It doesn't have to be my prescription.
If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe.
But, you know,
I definitely don't do street drugs anymore.
I mean, unless you've got some.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
Oh, you're not holding.
That's cool.
No big deal.
You know,
I never do it unless it's just around... or someones offering it.
Oh, I know a guy!
Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away.
I'll... I'll drive.
I'll drive.
You know,
I got money too!
Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here.
Or... I'll be back in 20.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
Whaddya mean?
This is not last call.
This is first call.
We'll... we'll...
I know a place we can go.
We'll go right...
You threw up!