I'm a Transvest-Lite
I first heard Frank say, he wanted to dress like Fay Wray
I wanted that too but what could I do in junior high school in L.A
My heart skipped in the scene, he said you gotta be it, not just dream
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn’t pursue, I didn’t have the self esteem
I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
And I’ve been doing it since I was 13
It’s hard to tell bros that you wear women’s clothes
Even in the “open minded” punk scene
You’d probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
When you’re in the middle of a circle pit
So I’d only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
Now I’m telling everyone cuz it’s fun and I don’t give a ****
Forward 30 years, I still had the same fears
Then I saw Hedwig play a Bilgewaters gig
And I felt the same envy and tears
I decided right there, I can’t be bothered to care
What other people think, I’m gonna dye my pubes pink
And throw out all my Hanes underwear
I’m not transgender, I’m a lazy crossdresser
Who thinks make up is too much of an ordeal
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
Not for the look but how it makes me feel
I don’t need things just right, I’m a tranvest-lite
I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
I’m done with self-pity, I don’t have to feel shitty
Cuz I wanna look pretty so I give it the old city college try
Don’t get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls
Don’t think I don’t know I’m not foolin’ anyone
He’s a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin
You know it’s not just girls who just wanna have fun!
I'm a Transvest-LiteLRC歌词
[00:08.65]I first heard Frank say, he wanted to dress like Fay Wray
[00:14.04]I wanted that too but what could I do in junior high school in L.A
[00:19.95]My heart skipped in the scene, he said you gotta be it, not just dream
[00:26.05]It was a taboo I knew I wouldn’t pursue, I didn’t have the self esteem
[00:33.56]I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
[00:36.30]And I’ve been doing it since I was 13
[00:39.46]It’s hard to tell bros that you wear women’s clothes
[00:42.18]Even in the “open minded” punk scene
[00:45.51]You’d probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
[00:48.22]When you’re in the middle of a circle pit
[00:51.38]So I’d only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
[00:57.42]Now I’m telling everyone cuz it’s fun and I don’t give a ****
[01:03.59]Forward 30 years, I still had the same fears
[01:09.35]Then I saw Hedwig play a Bilgewaters gig
[01:12.32]And I felt the same envy and tears
[01:15.54]I decided right there, I can’t be bothered to care
[01:21.47]What other people think, I’m gonna dye my pubes pink
[01:24.46]And throw out all my Hanes underwear
[01:28.95]I’m not transgender, I’m a lazy crossdresser
[01:31.90]Who thinks make up is too much of an ordeal
[01:35.00]I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
[01:37.86]Not for the look but how it makes me feel
[01:40.76]I don’t need things just right, I’m a tranvest-lite
[01:43.58]I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
[01:46.58]I’m done with self-pity, I don’t have to feel shitty
[01:49.66]Cuz I wanna look pretty so I give it the old city college try
[01:54.02]Don’t get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
[01:57.93]Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
[02:00.90]He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls
[02:04.13]Don’t think I don’t know I’m not foolin’ anyone
[02:06.86]He’s a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin
[02:10.00]You know it’s not just girls who just wanna have fun!
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